The GSA At The All-Boys School Will Naturally Be Lesbian-Free

At Nelson College in central New Zealand — where 7-13th graders enjoy “22 hectares of park-like grounds include playing fields, a pool, two gymnasiums, tennis and fives courts as well as a traditional hall and modern performing arts suite” at the 155-year-old facility — students are witnessing what’s believed to be a first in the nation: a gay-straight alliance at an all-boys school. The formation of the student group, which is led by a group of senior boys, comes after a visit from Olympic speed skater Blake Skjellerup, who stopped by Nelson Pride Week to dish about bullying. Naturally the GSA should be seen by parents as a way for hormone-raging young gay men to find bunk mates.