The rumor going around, planted by the National Enquirer, is that (mommies of four kids) Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Carpenter are splitting. Naturally, Rosie’s rep ran to People to deny the claim, saying there’s no truth to gossip saying the pair split months ago; Rosie is simply out of town because she’s touring with Cyndi Lauper. Plausible excuse? Yes! But also: The National Enquirer is, uh, right about a lot of stuff.