Only when her breast implants heal from plastic surgery will transgender criminal suspect Mitchelle E. Anthony turn herself in on charges of robbing a Family Dollar store. She’s suspected of stealing $48 of Gain laundry detergent. She phoned the Charlotte police to let them know she’ll stop by to surrender, but only when her bubbies are okay. How courteous.
(Thanks, Kevin!)
Bryan
it’s spelled “heal”, not “heal”
Dabq
That is just too funny, but, girl stealing some soap from the dollar store? Come on now, but, at least she knows stealing is wrong!
galefan2004
@Dabq: Maybe we should be asking ourselves at exactly what point we realize their is a problem in this country when people have to steal items like soap from the dollar store yet other people can sign a check to buy that entire store like its nothing.
Jerrold
No, until her implants learn to follow at her ankle, she’s embarassed to be seen… clearly!
Helga von ornstein
Something is wrong here. $48 worth of Gain detergent? I do wish the article had more detail because I used to deliver (tractor-trailer) to Family Dollar and at $48 she would have had to have made off with three, possibly 4 boxes of the stuff. They generally come boxed 4 to a box and sell for $5 a bottle.
Girl does look hefty enough to have made off with them (4 boxes) and I have no doubt she is no stranger to the judicial system (I do hope that is a mug shot).
Or was it just a tease to get us all to laugh?
Jack
@Bryan: You might want to check your own spellings there, Bryan…
RainaWeather
Am I missing something in post 1?
TANK
@RainaWeather:
LOL!
M Shane
galefan2004 The reasoningh behind making people steal their laundry soap is that if they get put in jail the private jailing Cos. make more money Thats why we have the largest % jailed population in the world. Big tax bucks for some wealthy shit.
Same thing with drugs; the rich people buy the most drugs %50 of the worlds intake and jail the dealers who are replaced and make money from their jailing to pay for their drugs.
It’s all very much in line. Don’t worry.
Bryan
@Bryan: sorry, “heal”, not “heel”. everyone has typos, including me, lol.
BobP
Polite and clean! I like her.
Zacery
She could afford fake breasts, but not soap?
Hn.