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Transgender Criminal Suspect Will Turn Herself In … When Breast Implants Heal

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Only when her breast implants heal from plastic surgery will transgender criminal suspect Mitchelle E. Anthony turn herself in on charges of robbing a Family Dollar store. She’s suspected of stealing $48 of Gain laundry detergent. She phoned the Charlotte police to let them know she’ll stop by to surrender, but only when her bubbies are okay. How courteous.

(Thanks, Kevin!)

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On:           Jul 21, 2009
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No. 1 · Bryan

it’s spelled “heal”, not “heal”

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Dabq · Member · 340 comments

That is just too funny, but, girl stealing some soap from the dollar store? Come on now, but, at least she knows stealing is wrong!

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · galefan2004

@Dabq: Maybe we should be asking ourselves at exactly what point we realize their is a problem in this country when people have to steal items like soap from the dollar store yet other people can sign a check to buy that entire store like its nothing.

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 12:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Jerrold

No, until her implants learn to follow at her ankle, she’s embarassed to be seen… clearly!

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Helga von ornstein

Something is wrong here. $48 worth of Gain detergent? I do wish the article had more detail because I used to deliver (tractor-trailer) to Family Dollar and at $48 she would have had to have made off with three, possibly 4 boxes of the stuff. They generally come boxed 4 to a box and sell for $5 a bottle.

Girl does look hefty enough to have made off with them (4 boxes) and I have no doubt she is no stranger to the judicial system (I do hope that is a mug shot).

Or was it just a tease to get us all to laugh?

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Jack

@Bryan: You might want to check your own spellings there, Bryan…

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · RainaWeather · Member · 142 comments

Am I missing something in post 1?

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · TANK

@RainaWeather:

LOL!

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 4:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · M Shane

galefan2004 The reasoningh behind making people steal their laundry soap is that if they get put in jail the private jailing Cos. make more money Thats why we have the largest % jailed population in the world. Big tax bucks for some wealthy shit.

Same thing with drugs; the rich people buy the most drugs %50 of the worlds intake and jail the dealers who are replaced and make money from their jailing to pay for their drugs.

It’s all very much in line. Don’t worry.

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Bryan

@Bryan: sorry, “heal”, not “heel”. everyone has typos, including me, lol.

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · BobP

Polite and clean! I like her.

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Zacery

She could afford fake breasts, but not soap?

Hn.

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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