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WATCH: Dave Franco Is Hung Like A H-O-R-S-E

What would a Funny or Die video be without Dave Franco? Better yet—what would a Dave Franco video be without shirtless Dave Franco? Good thing we’ll never have to find out.

Watch above as Dave Franco proves his girthy manhood with L.A. Clippers center DeAndre Jordan in a game of real-life H-O-R-S-E. As always, Franco’s naked body is drowning in a sea of homoerotic undertones. But, hey, he can’t help it!

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Feb 6, 2013
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  • 21 Comments
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      Oh Dave… you are such a hottie… what I wouldn’t give… sigh…

      Feb 6, 2013 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CaptainFabulous
      CaptainFabulous

      Fun video. He’s got a much better body than his brother.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 12:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      Such a cutie. Does this guy do anything beside make gag videos?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 2:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      Love the video! Both of them are hot, and…..can we have a full version of the penis competition??

      Feb 7, 2013 at 4:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Garavani
      Greg Garavani

      Dave and I are still waiting to tie the knot, I just haven’t found the right ring at Tiffany’s yet.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 4:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mlbumiller
      mlbumiller

      what happend to the vid?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alexoloughlin
      alexoloughlin

      Hung like a horse? Really, Queerty? Where is the evidence? Stupid video anyway.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander
      LandStander

      @alexoloughlin: It was part of the joke in the video. Really, did you even watch it before commenting?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ
      DJ

      Dave Franco is so hot…. damn hot….hot hot… like… OMG now I gotta go find some porn hot

      Feb 9, 2013 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KBP
      KBP

      This video proves that Dave is not hung when compared DeAndre. That’s why he gets the letter and the buzzer.

      Feb 10, 2013 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wayne_in_NYC
      Wayne_in_NYC

      @yaoming: He has a co-star role in the movie “WARM BODIES” in theaters now, getting his brains eaten. He was in “21 JUMP STREET” last year, and “CHARLIE ST. CLOUD”. He’s proven himself to be much more than James Franco’s baby bro. And he’s just as gay friendly too, which makes him even more adorable, IMHO. I love his PSA video he made. Would love to see the unpixelated version of it though! ;-)

      Feb 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joetx
      Joetx

      I like the line, “I’m 5’7 & a half, [bleep bleep].”

      Mar 9, 2013 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EvonCook
      EvonCook

      Sorry, guys, James Franco is way, way more handsome, sexy and intelligent.

      Mar 27, 2013 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EvonCook
      EvonCook

      No, No, No, I was mistaken –got my Francos mixed up, so used to this site promoting James! I can’t tell them apart or keep them straight unless I am looking at their dicks real close up! Dave is my boy, my fav, the handsome, sexy and intelligent one. I love DAVE. Will he ever forgive me? But the truth is, would like one in each end. Isn’t there another bro too? Maybe he is the str8 one.

      Mar 27, 2013 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Petr
      Petr

      You get a letter in HORSE when you LOSE the competition. Dave Franco may be hung like a horse, but it is a smaller horse than the one DeAndre Jordan is hung like.

      May 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sprocket
      sprocket

      I like both Francos. But if I could have the head of James with the body of Dave, it would be perfect.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 11:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The7thDoctor
      The7thDoctor

      So, for a split second DeAndre had Dave’s head between his legs…

      Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!

      Sep 29, 2013 at 12:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      @sprocket: How about James on the left side and Dave on the right? UH-HUH!

      Mar 19, 2014 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Such a hawtie…….Saw him inteviewed by Chealsea Handler and he “admitted” the reason Zac Efron hurt his hand was by grabbing Dave’s “balls of steel”………..

      There’s a scene would love to see in any film……….

      May 14, 2014 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaymo12
      Jaymo12

      Video would not play, so it would be stpid oe to comment!

      Jul 17, 2014 at 1:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lorrish
      Lorrish

      Heh, well put together. And well…tempting Dave as always XD

      Oh, by the by, when you guys have a minute, would you kindly support and/or share my secret proposal scheme :D ?
      http://www.gofundme.com/gayparis

      Jul 27, 2014 at 3:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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