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WATCH: Dave Franco Is Hung Like A H-O-R-S-E

What would a Funny or Die video be without Dave Franco? Better yet—what would a Dave Franco video be without shirtless Dave Franco? Good thing we’ll never have to find out.

Watch above as Dave Franco proves his girthy manhood with L.A. Clippers center DeAndre Jordan in a game of real-life H-O-R-S-E. As always, Franco’s naked body is drowning in a sea of homoerotic undertones. But, hey, he can’t help it!

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Feb 6, 2013
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  • 15 Comments
    • No. 1 · Aidan8

      Oh Dave… you are such a hottie… what I wouldn’t give… sigh…

      Feb 6, 2013 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 2 · CaptainFabulous

      Fun video. He’s got a much better body than his brother.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 12:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 3 · yaoming

      Such a cutie. Does this guy do anything beside make gag videos?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 2:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 4 · Rockery

      Love the video! Both of them are hot, and…..can we have a full version of the penis competition??

      Feb 7, 2013 at 4:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 5 · Greg Garavani

      Dave and I are still waiting to tie the knot, I just haven’t found the right ring at Tiffany’s yet.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 4:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 6 · mlbumiller

      what happend to the vid?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 7 · alexoloughlin

      Hung like a horse? Really, Queerty? Where is the evidence? Stupid video anyway.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 8 · LandStander

      @alexoloughlin: It was part of the joke in the video. Really, did you even watch it before commenting?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 9 · DJ

      Dave Franco is so hot…. damn hot….hot hot… like… OMG now I gotta go find some porn hot

      Feb 9, 2013 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 10 · KBP

      This video proves that Dave is not hung when compared DeAndre. That’s why he gets the letter and the buzzer.

      Feb 10, 2013 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 11 · Wayne_in_NYC

      @yaoming: He has a co-star role in the movie “WARM BODIES” in theaters now, getting his brains eaten. He was in “21 JUMP STREET” last year, and “CHARLIE ST. CLOUD”. He’s proven himself to be much more than James Franco’s baby bro. And he’s just as gay friendly too, which makes him even more adorable, IMHO. I love his PSA video he made. Would love to see the unpixelated version of it though! ;-)

      Feb 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 12 · Joetx

      I like the line, “I’m 5’7 & a half, [bleep bleep].”

      Mar 9, 2013 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 13 · EvonCook

      Sorry, guys, James Franco is way, way more handsome, sexy and intelligent.

      Mar 27, 2013 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 14 · EvonCook

      No, No, No, I was mistaken –got my Francos mixed up, so used to this site promoting James! I can’t tell them apart or keep them straight unless I am looking at their dicks real close up! Dave is my boy, my fav, the handsome, sexy and intelligent one. I love DAVE. Will he ever forgive me? But the truth is, would like one in each end. Isn’t there another bro too? Maybe he is the str8 one.

      Mar 27, 2013 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 15 · Petr

      You get a letter in HORSE when you LOSE the competition. Dave Franco may be hung like a horse, but it is a smaller horse than the one DeAndre Jordan is hung like.

      May 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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