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WATCH: Will “Pray The Gay Away” Preacher Bobby Blakey Pay For These Kids’ Therapy Bills?

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UPDATE: Blakey has removed the video but you can view it here.

Queerty reader Matt G. sent us this clip earlier in the week and we and we canā€™t adequately describe the combination of nausea and sadness it inspires. Weā€™re sure thereā€™s a word for it in German.

Orange County pastor Bobby Blakey of Compass Bible Church has produced this joke of a testimonial that warns parents that even if their kids arenā€™t queer, theyā€™ve likely ā€œcompletely embraced the lifestyle as leigitimate for their friends.ā€ ā€œIf you donā€™t accept homosexuality,ā€ he explains, ā€œyouā€™re not in with whatā€™s happening today.ā€

Oh yeah, Jamie Hubley and all those other kids killed themselves because they were so in.

To make matters worse, Blakey trots out Tyler and Patrick, two fresh-faced teens who have repented from their gay ways and gone totally gaga for Christ.

ā€œIve turned away from my sin of homosexuality and I strongly believe people can change. If you have God in your life you can change.,ā€ says Patrick. ā€œIn high school people knew me as homosexual Patrick, the flamboyant gay guy. Now people know me as Patrick, the guy who became a Christian and is no longer a homosexual.ā€

How about just being known as Patrick?

Blakey explains about Our Savior, ā€œHe makes people new from the inside outā€”changing their desiresā€”so they want to live for him!ā€

That sounds pretty gay to us, dude.

Blakey isnā€™t just selling snake oilā€”heā€™s setting up these poor kids for a world of pain when they realize giving themselves over to their invisible magical friend isnā€™t making their same-sex desires go away. We wish there was some way to bring him up on abuse charges.

And to Tyler and Patrick: If you look like a duck, walk like a duck, dress like a duck and talk like a duck, you can call yourself a chicken but youā€™re still a @%#$ing duck. Hopefully one day youā€™ll have another epiphany, realize this pastor is just some creepy asshole thatā€™s way too interested in adolescent boys, and go live a happy gay lifeā€”somewhere far, far away from the O.C.

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