Who Wants To Touch Shep Smith’s Junk?
You weren’t the only one, uh, touched by TSA superhero John Tyner, who recorded on his phone an attempt by airport security to grope him during a full-scale pat down. Fox News’ Shep Smith, the only reasonable person on that network, has a wee little problem with the government creating a security rule that is viewed by some as unconstitutional, since it’s basically a sexual assault. Rarely does Shep give us such a direct way to start sniffing around his junk on air, but we’ll take it.
[video via Mediaite]
The federal government should not be paying for private airline security.
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Is there a private room to stroke it before my close up Mr. Demille?
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I guess we are all gonna see a lot of crotch scratching males and pop up bras standing in line from now on.
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Damn, i guess my butt plug is gonna be a thing of the past?
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The TSA is out of control. At most, they should have simply said, “we’re sorry, but unless we search you or you go through the x-ray/mm-wave machine, we can’t let you board the plane because of federal regulations.”
Instead they threatened him with a $10,000 fine for merely saying that he’d file charges (or file a lawsuit, whatever) if they touched “his junk”.