Just like Halloween and walking fast, it is a long and well-established fact that iced coffee belongs to the gays. We don’t know why. It just does. It’s the homosexual cousin at the beverage table.
One hypothesis is that the deep relationship between gay people and iced coffee stems from Season 3, Episode 11 of Will & Grace, when Jack falls in love with the barista who turns him into a coffee addict by continuing to give him free drinks before ultimately breaking his heart.
Maybe that’s it. Maybe not. Who knows? Who cares, really?
And now, the tweets…
Gays discovering iced coffee: pic.twitter.com/lwu4WfuZLt
— Locally sourced Wendy Oldbag (@FizzOpera) July 26, 2019
hi gays im back *walks in with iced coffee*
— rodzer ? NIGHTKIDS (@nightokids) August 6, 2019
Gays walking through the city after they get their iced coffee
— Jamie (@plainjamie_) August 3, 2019
imagine if gays had to pick between grindr or iced coffee
— E????? (@heylias) June 9, 2019
at Starbucks and there was like three gays in front of me and we all got some type of iced coffee, we really are unstoppable. pic.twitter.com/x1uYAzYhSG
— Christian (@meanboysclub) July 29, 2019
I was in a room full of straights and said "I'm gay, I can't drive." and they didn't get it. What's next? Am I supposed to explain how iced coffee is gay? IDK Bitch, it just is.
— Sherina not deboshri apparently (@debausheri) June 17, 2019
Why do gays like iced coffee??
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) April 30, 2019
Do I liked iced coffee because I'm gay or am I gay because I like iced coffee!?
— Miss Petty (@bradleyyjordann) July 28, 2019
iced coffee every time there’s gays around: pic.twitter.com/JZEzEMvGkp
— Mario (@mtehuitz) July 8, 2019
Okay – I know I'm a tad bit gay and all … but automatically switching my order to an iced coffee is a little presumptive. ?
— Andrew Hayworth (@drewbug01) August 6, 2019
Tell me why the barista at Starbucks personally attacked me by giving me a HOT coffee today when I ordered an iced coffee?!
Ma’am! It’s literally 90 degrees out, I’m clearly post workout, hungover, and gay. What about that combo suggest a need for hot coffee?! pic.twitter.com/WYdn1MAlwJ
— Justin ? (@justinbilik88) August 2, 2019
gay culture is being emotionally stunted because society taught you to fear intimacy
haha just kidding gay culture is buying iced coffee even in the winter
— lil Sebastian stan account (@chrisbarker1996) July 31, 2019
Gays on their way to get iced coffee pic.twitter.com/gA4fFH6gRz
— HIRE ME PLS (@rastamiller) August 4, 2019
Coffee Grindr: an app that connects gays to the nearest Iced Coffee.
— Penelope Strange (@pen_strange) August 5, 2019
The iced coffee makes this video a critical part of gay history https://t.co/Ru7UIXihfL
— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) June 15, 2019
I dropped an AirPod in my iced coffee, which is the exact opposite of gay rights
— Rahul Kothari (@rahulk013) July 18, 2019
me and the other gays on the way to get more iced coffee pic.twitter.com/RYgFxBpdcO
— connor (@tourguideconnor) July 25, 2019
idk why gays always saying “spill the tea” when everyone knows we only ever drink iced coffee
— rt pinned??????? (@lostmygender) July 4, 2019
my barista every time my gay ass walks in to get iced coffee: pic.twitter.com/TPi7NQwfDW
— Mario (@mtehuitz) July 16, 2019
I just washed down my prep with iced coffee. I'm on too many levels of gay right now.
— Best Rabbit Dad (@spellcrafting) August 1, 2019
gays when you give them iced coffee pic.twitter.com/4NxrKZI8Ph
— logan ? 70 (@1343A0) July 28, 2019
Started to write another tired “gays + iced coffee” joke then realized I was drinking iced coffee. So I stopped
— Ryan Logan (@thatryanlogan) July 9, 2019
“I can do all things through iced coffee who strengthens me” -the gay bible pic.twitter.com/tR4CCkEXnp
— JOHNNY SIBILLY (@JohnnySibilly) June 21, 2019
Gay culture is now and then getting iced coffee simply because you’re bored and don’t have anything else to do and just want to feel the power of holding it.
— Nicky Thomas (@_NickyThomas) May 5, 2019
Starbucks: Sorry we just ran out of iced coffee!
Gays around the world:#BigLittleLies
— Tyler (@tgarciaart) June 10, 2019
I assume everyone holding an iced coffee is gay and on the verge of a breakdown https://t.co/hMKRMcglA3
— concussed slut (@bunny6gamer) June 18, 2019
Gays when they dye their hair blonde to solve their problems instead of going to therapy, getting 8 hours of sleep a night, and not drinking iced coffee in substitute of water: pic.twitter.com/G2SbtoImdM
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) June 19, 2019
Yo todo basic ass white gay guy viniendo a trabajar a Starbucks mientras estoy con iced coffee y escuchando a Dido
— Pablo Escorriola (@PabEs1990) August 4, 2019
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— Mario (@mtehuitz) July 25, 2019
*takes a sip of iced coffee*
— Chris (@crust_topher) July 28, 2019