Just like Halloween and walking fast, it is a long and well-established fact that iced coffee belongs to the gays. We don’t know why. It just does. It’s the homosexual cousin at the beverage table.
One hypothesis is that the deep relationship between gay people and iced coffee stems from Season 3, Episode 11 of Will & Grace, when Jack falls in love with the barista who turns him into a coffee addict by continuing to give him free drinks before ultimately breaking his heart.
Maybe that’s it. Maybe not. Who knows? Who cares, really?
And now, the tweets…
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Nobody:
Gays discovering iced coffee: pic.twitter.com/lwu4WfuZLt
— Locally sourced Wendy Oldbag (@FizzOpera) July 26, 2019
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hi gays im back *walks in with iced coffee*
— rodzer ? NIGHTKIDS (@nightokids) August 6, 2019
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Gays walking through the city after they get their iced coffee
— Jamie (@plainjamie_) August 3, 2019
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imagine if gays had to pick between grindr or iced coffee
— E????? (@heylias) June 9, 2019
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at Starbucks and there was like three gays in front of me and we all got some type of iced coffee, we really are unstoppable. pic.twitter.com/x1uYAzYhSG
— Christian (@meanboysclub) July 29, 2019
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I was in a room full of straights and said "I'm gay, I can't drive." and they didn't get it. What's next? Am I supposed to explain how iced coffee is gay? IDK Bitch, it just is.
— Sherina not deboshri apparently (@debausheri) June 17, 2019
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Why do gays like iced coffee??
Me: pic.twitter.com/YyNmv68g20
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) April 30, 2019
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Do I liked iced coffee because I'm gay or am I gay because I like iced coffee!?
— Miss Petty (@bradleyyjordann) July 28, 2019
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iced coffee every time there’s gays around: pic.twitter.com/JZEzEMvGkp
— Mario (@mtehuitz) July 8, 2019
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Okay – I know I'm a tad bit gay and all … but automatically switching my order to an iced coffee is a little presumptive. ?
— Andrew Hayworth (@drewbug01) August 6, 2019
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Tell me why the barista at Starbucks personally attacked me by giving me a HOT coffee today when I ordered an iced coffee?!
Ma’am! It’s literally 90 degrees out, I’m clearly post workout, hungover, and gay. What about that combo suggest a need for hot coffee?! pic.twitter.com/WYdn1MAlwJ
— Justin ? (@justinbilik88) August 2, 2019
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gay culture is being emotionally stunted because society taught you to fear intimacy
haha just kidding gay culture is buying iced coffee even in the winter
— lil Sebastian stan account (@chrisbarker1996) July 31, 2019
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Gays on their way to get iced coffee pic.twitter.com/gA4fFH6gRz
— HIRE ME PLS (@rastamiller) August 4, 2019
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Coffee Grindr: an app that connects gays to the nearest Iced Coffee.
— Penelope Strange (@pen_strange) August 5, 2019
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The iced coffee makes this video a critical part of gay history https://t.co/Ru7UIXihfL
— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) June 15, 2019
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I dropped an AirPod in my iced coffee, which is the exact opposite of gay rights
— Rahul Kothari (@rahulk013) July 18, 2019
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me and the other gays on the way to get more iced coffee pic.twitter.com/RYgFxBpdcO
— connor (@tourguideconnor) July 25, 2019
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idk why gays always saying “spill the tea” when everyone knows we only ever drink iced coffee
— rt pinned??????? (@lostmygender) July 4, 2019
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my barista every time my gay ass walks in to get iced coffee: pic.twitter.com/TPi7NQwfDW
— Mario (@mtehuitz) July 16, 2019
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I just washed down my prep with iced coffee. I'm on too many levels of gay right now.
— Best Rabbit Dad (@spellcrafting) August 1, 2019
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gays when you give them iced coffee pic.twitter.com/4NxrKZI8Ph
— logan ? 70 (@1343A0) July 28, 2019
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Started to write another tired “gays + iced coffee” joke then realized I was drinking iced coffee. So I stopped
— Ryan Logan (@thatryanlogan) July 9, 2019
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“I can do all things through iced coffee who strengthens me” -the gay bible pic.twitter.com/tR4CCkEXnp
— JOHNNY SIBILLY (@JohnnySibilly) June 21, 2019
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Gay culture is now and then getting iced coffee simply because you’re bored and don’t have anything else to do and just want to feel the power of holding it.
— Nicky Thomas (@_NickyThomas) May 5, 2019
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Starbucks: Sorry we just ran out of iced coffee!
Gays around the world:#BigLittleLies
— Tyler (@tgarciaart) June 10, 2019
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I assume everyone holding an iced coffee is gay and on the verge of a breakdown https://t.co/hMKRMcglA3
— concussed slut (@bunny6gamer) June 18, 2019
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Gays when they dye their hair blonde to solve their problems instead of going to therapy, getting 8 hours of sleep a night, and not drinking iced coffee in substitute of water: pic.twitter.com/G2SbtoImdM
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) June 19, 2019
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Yo todo basic ass white gay guy viniendo a trabajar a Starbucks mientras estoy con iced coffee y escuchando a Dido
— Pablo Escorriola (@PabEs1990) August 4, 2019
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?iced coffee— Mario (@mtehuitz) July 25, 2019
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*takes a sip of iced coffee*
Gay rights— Chris (@crust_topher) July 28, 2019
WashDrySpin
STUPID as _________
Sipping on iced coffee and being prissy is not about being gay it is about being lamely dramatic…nothing more…please do not elevate the waste of materials such as plastic cups, straws, etc…
Also stop sexualizing us to think we are all crushing on a coffee pusher…because we are NOT…
Lastly, I live in Seattle and I do not drink coffee…the taste is horrible and I do not frequent any place that serves up expensive sugary drinks…
evanxx
Thank You! I was about to write the same thing, but you summed it up perfectly. A friend bought me an iced coffee once; that was enough to know that I wasn’t going to waste MY money on that kind of krap. I guess that us regular gay men aren’t “gay” enough to enjoy it. This is for the flaming, vocal minority, stereotypes.
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ducdebrabant
I sympathize about your sugary drinks, drinking straw debilities. It’s hard to get a straw in your mouth with your head so far up your ass.
Heywood Jablowme
This is a stereotype I never even heard of before now.
cubcmh
yeah. but I laughed 🙂
darkanser
This is interesting. I buy Starbuck’s frappuccinos ALL THE TIME — well actually only when they’re on sale!!!.
baggins435
I’ve never been to a Starbucks nor had an iced coffee in my life. Should I turn in my Gay Card, or just admit I’m not some shallow trend follower?
john0131
sadly I am 100% true to this stereotype. My husband read and watched this with me and said yes this is 100000% you.
JessPH
I wouldn’t drink coffee (hot or iced) to save my life. I find it awful. And no one likes a coffee breath. Teas, on the other hand, I couldn’t live without.
JJinAus
Weird, I am pushing 60, gay and I have never ordered iced coffee in my life. i LOVE coffee.
Kangol2
I love coffee and used to drink iced coffee in the summer, though I prefer iced tea these days. A little daily coffee is good for the body, especially the brain.
BTW, drinking water and chewing a piece of unsweetened gum after a cup of coffee takes care of coffee breath.
dustashed
never heard of this stereotype before.. is this like asians and rice kind of thing?
hmm maybe i should start drinking iced coffee to send out the signal to nearby gays lol
Rex Huskey
queens…. god has to love them cause………….