4 Potential Covers For Alyssa Edwards’ Memoir

The Tumblr, RuPaul Says, created four brilliant book titles that make use of Alyssa Edwards’ interesting choice of words. These covers are better than the fake memoirs the girls have had to come up with on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

1. Santino Rice Will  You Please Shut The Fuck Up?


2. Bitch Sityoassdown Andshutthehellup Bitch



3. Coco Was The One Stabbing Me Behind My Back


4. Girl Look How Orange You Fucking Look



A few more of these and we’d have a great Young Adult novel series about drag queens on our hands.


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  • Dan Avery

    I would buy the hell out of a book called “Coco Was The One Stabbing Me Behind My Back”

  • Milady Boleyn

    I will buy any book she puts out! All the pics are fabulous. But I think the title should be “I DON’T GET CUTE! I GET DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!” That was a great line!

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