We already knew that Matthew Whitaker, the acting U.S. Attorney General installed after Jeff Sessions’ firing, is anti-LGBTQ. But apparently he was also on the advisory board for a fraudulent company that marketed a “masculine toilet” for “well-endowed men.”
According to Mother Jones, during November 2014, the Miami-based firm World Patent Marketing (WPM) announced its intention to develop a toilet with a deeper bowl “which prevents contact from male genitalia with potentially unsanitary surfaces of the toilet bowl by preventing contact.”
The toilet’s press release said, “The average male genitalia is between 5″ and 6″. However, this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that. I estimate that a 12″ distance is adequate enough for most well-endowed men… An ‘extra long’ [XL] version can always be created if needed.”
The press release also mentioned that Whitaker had recently joined WPM’s advisory board.
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Since the average length of a flaccid male penis is around three to five inches max, most men would never need a “masculine toilet.” The product’s very name implies that having an average-sized penis is somehow un-masculine, and the distance between its seat and the water would probably create lots of unsanitary splashing.
But it doesn’t really matter since the toilet and its marketing company were both completely fake.
Basically, WPM would feature products like the “masculine toilet” and then ask investors for money to cover patent and manufacturing costs, promising big payouts once the products hit the market. WPM’s other products included a time-travel cryptocurrency (don’t ask) and a Bigfoot doll accompanied by a video that claimed DNA-proof of the creature’s existence.
WPM is currently under investigation by the FBI after the Federal Trade Commission shut it down for bilking “thousands of consumers out of millions of dollars,” including numerous U.S. veterans who lost their life savings investing in WPM’s scams.
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Whitaker reportedly helped promote WPM as an ethical company and sent a letter threatening legal action against a person who planned on reporting it to the Better Business Bureau.
Whitaker also thinks that special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Trump’s possible collusion with Russians has “gone too far” and should be restricted.
Nnow Whitaker is in a position to limit Mueller’s investigation. But based on his previous work with this scam toilet company, we’re more than a little skeptical about his integrity.
QueerTruth
WTF did I just read?
Bromancer7
The struggle is real tho. I had to alter the innards of my toilet so the bowl only fills with a small amount of water.
Juanjo
I saw a bit on Youtube – hosted by a couple of techies who do a weekly show on really weird inventions and such. They were talking about this company and the attempts to seek money and were commenting on how it seemed like a complete hoax. I guess they called it.
JK 1984
Not sure about the other fake inventions, which it sounds like there is a few of but this toilet just looks like they got a toilet from NZ, Australia (other countries as well I assume) and re-branded it the “masculine toilet”.
That is basically how toilets look in this part of the world, there is plenty of clearance between your junk and the water.
I prefer toilets this way (probably because I grew up with them this way), the first time I came to the USA I thought the toilet at the hotel was blocked because of how high the water was.
Mick406
JK 1984
Yes, I’m familiar with YOUR version of what we call a ‘commode’ here in the States. We had them in Europe. It is not necessarily the depth of the water, but the configuration in the front. Our bowl here in my house has a very shallow tapering on the front end. Even my little wiener can touch the inside of the bowl. I know guys whose dick would be laying down inside on the porcelain for 2 or 3 inches or not more! They should have ‘indented’ it in the front end like a cup to allow for ‘hanging dicks’. Ha. I really wish mine would hang into the water on your version!!!
inbama
I want his client list.