Airlines Will Begin Insisting to Know Whether Your Vagina Matches Your Breasts


Are you traveling by air this weekend? Prepare to provide the airlines with your birth date and gender beginning Saturday, so they can see if you’re a terrorist trying to board a plane, stupidly, under your own name. What’s this? You don’t conform to those square gender check box norms? Then we imagine you should expect a full cavity search, in the interest of national security.