America Needs Some Education

Miss Colorado may have won the coveted Miss Teen USA crown, but it’s Miss South Carolina who won our hearts. Consider this eye-opening analysis on the state of our union’s school system.

Transcript after the jump:

Q: Recent polls have shown 1/5 of American’s [sic] can’t locate America on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Miss South Carolina: I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such, as in South Africa and Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our…

Announcer: Thank you very much South Carolina

The poor, poor girl…