American Media Banned From Wikileaking Photos Of Barack Obama’s Naked Torso

Unlike this time two years ago, there will be no shirtless photos of President Obama frolicking in the Pacific waves on Hawaii’s beaches. At least not any distributed by your leading news organizations. “Photographers were kept at a safe distance,” from the First Family’s snorkeling jaunt at Hanauma Bay Nature Preserve this week. “The White House gave the press pool traveling with the president strict instructions that there would be no long lenses or other sneaky attempts to take pictures of a shirtless leader of the free world.” [NYT]