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American Turkey

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President Bush took some time from warmongering and idiocy to spread some bestial love yesterday.

Keeping with American tradition – a first? – old Bushie pardoned one sole turkey from the traditional Thanksgiving slaughter. We’re sure the turkey, named “May,” appreciates it.

Unfortunately the unseen backup bird – “Flower” – will be dead by sunset.