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American Turkey

President Bush took some time from warmongering and idiocy to spread some bestial love yesterday.

Keeping with American tradition – a first? – old Bushie pardoned one sole turkey from the traditional Thanksgiving slaughter. We’re sure the turkey, named “May,” appreciates it.

Unfortunately the unseen backup bird – “Flower” – will be dead by sunset.

On:           Nov 21, 2007
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    • kelly

      Spare the turkey, slaughter our children….

      Nov 21, 2007 at 12:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • maverick69

      No, spare the turkey and slaughter the pig in chief

      Nov 21, 2007 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Puddy Katz

      Wait, which one is the turkey?

      Nov 21, 2007 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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