Anderson Cooper Refuses to Show Off His White Party Dance Moves for Ellen

Pretentious wasp Anderson Cooper accepted Ellen DeGeneres’ invitation to her daytime television show, knowing full well there is a requirement to going on Ellen DeGeneres’ daytime television show: YOU MUST DANCE. Except given what happened to newsmen like Chris Matthews and Wolf Blitzer before him, Cooper opted to merely walk out on to the set. Everybody now: BOOOOO! Of course, this isn’t the first time Ellen and Anderson have dealt with The Dance before: