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Beau Breedlove Files from the White Party


Former Sam Adams lover, penis size judge, and current Unzipped non-frontal coverboy Beau Breedlove hit up the White Party in Palm Springs over Easter weekend — his first! Here’s his report, including the surprise at supposedly not being offered any coke.

The White Party was a kick in the ass for me—so much fun! But I realized that even with all the hype about drugs, sex, and drinking (which made me nervous), it was really just like any other event—you find what you’re out to seek. I was looking for a fun weekend with a friend, and an escape from work and regular life for a few days. It was perfect. It was a great opportunity to mix and mingle with my fellow man, and get some sun and rest along the way.

The parties were everything I thought they would be—a blast. But temptation never really found me. I would even say I was surprised to have never seen a powdery white line, or be offered some off-the-wall pills. All in all, I was totally satisfied with the one bottle of Moscato I enjoyed during the trip.

Given the chance, I would probably go again, and again, I loved it. Most of all though, I loved that it wasn’t what everyone drummed it up to be—”a shameful party that exemplifies all that general society fears about queers. “

On:           Apr 19, 2009
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    • James P

      bottle of Moscato? well, we all have our drug of choice…..

      Apr 19, 2009 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

      Good for him!

      Apr 19, 2009 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pragmatist


      Apr 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff

      Oh who cares.

      What a skeevatz

      Apr 19, 2009 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mbb

      This guy is a terrible writer. Kick in the pants doesn’t mean what he thinks it means. Why are we still listening to him?

      Apr 19, 2009 at 7:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK

      He’s a terrible writer?! LMAO! That’s the least of it.

      Apr 19, 2009 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • job.

      Jeff, you’re hysterical! I agree – skeevatz, indeed. I guess all the good gay celebrities were already taken and this footnote in a forgotten story was all that was left. Who cares is right!

      Apr 19, 2009 at 8:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc

      Because he didn’t see people openly taking drugs at any of the parties, he assumes no one was doing any? He’s clueless (as is Queerty for referencing “coke” — hey, it’s not 1986 anymore, kids!).

      Apr 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Telephosrus

      Beau who?

      Apr 19, 2009 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris

      He “works”? At what?

      Apr 19, 2009 at 11:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK

      If this little vac nose didn’t pick up on any cocaine, then there wasn’t any to be had. I don’t think you people get it…this kid’s a raging junkie! LOL!

      Apr 20, 2009 at 12:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gus

      15 minutes. 14 minutes. 13 minutes. 12 minutes.

      Apr 20, 2009 at 7:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dave

      12 minutes? More like 12 seconds. The Unzipped issue was completely OVERRATED. And they are still pushing it hard. This is Regent Media’s last little spike before it crumbles.

      Apr 20, 2009 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Skip Loder

      Beau is riding a one way train to Paula Jonestown. Loser!!!

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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