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Catholic League Revs Anti-Gay Engine

The Catholic League just can’t quit busting Miller Beer’s balls.

The American brewery refused to yank their sponsorship of the Leather-centric gay fest, The Folsom Street Fair. In case you’ve forgotten, the leaguers object to the use of the last supper in the event’s advertisements.

In an effort to tighten the screws, Bill Donohue and his holier-than-thou peers launched a boycott. Apparently old Donohue’s not gay over the results, because he’s taking things to the next level:

Today, we are mailing pictures of the anti-Christian and sadomasochistic Folsom Street Fair that Miller so proudly sponsors to Milwaukee Archbishop Timothy Dolan and to the 211 Catholic parishes in the archdiocese. We want all Catholics in Milwaukee to know exactly what Miller stands for.

The mailing to Catholics is just the first of many mailings we have planned. Every week we will announce a new segment of the Milwaukee community that will receive the photos. If Miller wants to be so bold as to throw Catholics and Protestants overboard for the sake of siding with the most morally depraved persons in our society–persons with whom no self-respecting heterosexual or homosexual would ever associate–then it must suffer the consequences. The boycott is on, and now the campaign to blanket religious and secular leaders in the Milwaukee community with the evidence of Miller’s complicity in this sordid affair has begun.

So, to protest all the so-called depravity, the Catholic League’s sending it into people’s homes? Their nonsensical protest boggles the mind. Perhaps that’s because they don’t have minds of their own.