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In Crazed Rant, Fox News’ Judge Pirro Accuses ‘Hamilton’ Cast Of “Reverse Racism”


“You’re all hypocrites!”

Thus barked real person Judge Jeanine Pirro this past weekend during her Fox News program Justice, ranting at actor Brandon Victor Dixon for a speech he presented to Vice-President Elect Mike Pence after Friday’s performance.

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During his speech, Dixon voiced concern that the “new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights.”

We’re not quite sure who wrote Pirro, or from under which Spitting Image skit she crawled, but we do know she thinks this is “inappropriate and disgusting behavior.”

Later, Pirro, who is in no way being portrayed by Faye Dunaway, says, “The treatment of Vice President-elect Mike Pence last night in New York City where he was booed on the way into the play Hamilton and lectured from the stage on his way out, was both outrageous and embarrassing.”

Later, in what we’ve been assured is not a second-tier SNL sketch, Pirro accuses the cast and audience of “reverse racism.”

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What happened in that theater — one block from here — was out-and-out reverse racism, and tee’d up hate for a man who has done nothing to deserve this inappropriate and disgusting behavior.”

Pirro, who is not a send-up of a talking head, ends the rant by claiming that “last night violates everything you say you stand for…”

That big-tent, inclusive, broad-minded acceptance of everyone, even people who don’t look or act like you. What happened to your old ‘love trumps hate’ line? You’re all damn hypocrites!”

Watch the performance below: