muffin man
“QAnon Shaman” would like credit for stopping a muffin thief inside the U.S. Capitol
rip off
MAGA supporters are being charged 180% above market value for rooms in Trump’s failing D.C. hotel
tool time
Tim Allen says he “liked” how Trump “pissed people off” and thought it was “fun” to watch
slimeball
Damning report paints ex-WH physician Ronny Jackson out to be a horny, drunk, pill-popping party boy
butt kissing
Lindsey Graham takes his adoration for Donald Trump to a creepy new level in weird interview
legal bind
Things are looking bad for Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric as investigations into family business heat up
kissing the ring
Like a good sub, Lindsey Graham praises Donald Trump for being the “most dominant”
criminal investigation
Don Jr. is being probed and he’s losing his mind
bad business
Trump’s namesake D.C. hotel has become a sad and lifeless ghost town
persona non grata
Literally everyone hates “dour, sullen, unsmiling political hack” Mitch McConnell right now
fact check
Eric Trump politely informed that his father is a loser after writing another embarrassing tweet
criminal investigation
Uh-oh! Lindsey Graham is in trouble… Like, BIG trouble
No words
‘Thank you, President Trump’ say LGBTQ Republicans in Presidents Day video
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Twitter reacts to “Teflon Don” Trump’s second acquittal
conspiracy theory
Lindsey Graham suggests Nancy Pelosi secretly plotted for MAGA mob to assassinate her
political rebrand
Nikki Haley does complete 180, distances herself from Trump, says “Like, I’m disgusted!”
family feud
Mary Trump has a dire prediction about her cousins Ivanka and Don Jr.
squatter
Town officials are about to decide whether to evict Trump from Mar-a-Lago
Grabber in chief
What on Earth is Marjorie Taylor Greene doing in this resurfaced video?
daddy's boy
Emotional Eric Trump goes on weird tangent about how his “beloved” daddy is a “father to America”
flaming out
The walls are closing in on Marjorie Taylor Greene
damsel in distress
Mike Pence, homeless and unemployed, said to be “in fear for his life”
vacancy
Viral video from inside the lobby of Trump’s namesake D.C. hotel shows a barren and empty landscape
workplace woes
Trump alums shocked to discover that absolutely nobody wants to hire them