Cristiano Ronaldo Plays Soccer In His Underwear For “Men’s Health”

cristiano-ronaldo-underwear-mens-healthWorld Cup hottie Cristiano Ronaldo is hailed as “the fittest man alive” on the September cover of Men’s Health, a title that make him even more desirable after being named the “world’s most expensive soccer player” in 2009.

For his cover shot, the 29-year-old machine is serving sultry bedroom eyes while shirtless, of course. His insane abs (that he’s probably not even flexing, btw) conveniently draw your eyes down to the waistband of his own signature CR7 underwear and four fingers that perfectly frame a subtle yet totally distinct bulge.

He looks great and all, but we much rather prefer him soaked in sweat and bouncing around in his tiny soccer shorts.

In the accompanying interview, Ronaldo reportedly talks about his physique, which he insists comes from eating healthy and not a strict workout plan. The feature also includes a bold guarantee that you can “banish belly fat and build abs” with a 28-day fast-muscle plan. Let us know how that works out.

Check out more shots from the issue below, including a couple close-up style shots of Ronaldo in leather:



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  • Sweet Boy

    Too metrosexual for my taste…I don´t understand all the whoopla about him…he didn´t do crap at the World Cup

  • crowebobby

    Didn’t do anything for my health except depress the hell out me, knowing I’ll never get anything like that . . . unless I win the lottery.

  • Dxley

    Meh! We’re so over him. NEXT!!!

  • Bopper1

    …get over yourselves…he’s hot by anyone’s measure…

  • Hillers

    Like a lovely Latino Ken doll. Besos, mi’jito!

  • IcarusD

    Over him? I’m not over him! Wouldn’t mind being under him, either.

  • michael mellor

    Is there anything this man won’t do for money? Sheesh.

  • litper

    Tired of this closeted queen…

  • ppp111


    You and me both! I know he’s not everyone’s cup of tea but there is something about him that’s attractive. Now if it was a three way with him and Lionel Massi, I’d be in heaven!

  • Billy Budd

    He really looks like a muscular doll. But I would rather fuck the German team.

  • SportGuy

    Like others have stated, I don’t get the big deal. Nothing special. Hotter guys at the gym, but everyone has their tastes.

  • avesraggiana

    What’s the big deal?

  • cformusic

    this is why soccer is my favorite sport!

  • dazzer

    I’ve known people who stood next to him at a urinal. To all accounts, it’s to be hoped that he’s a grower – because he sure as hell isn’t a show-er.

  • derp

    Lost all respect for him when he called Israelis murderers. Bigotry is not attractive.

  • michael mellor

    He looks like a pampered pre-op.

  • Billy Budd

    @derp: Crissie Ronaldo is NOT a bigot. Israelis (Zionists I mean) ARE murderers. For every Israeli that dies, 50 palestines die to “compensate”. It is a massacre, a bloodbath, a tiny and decades-long holocaust of the palestinian people.

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  • derp

    @Billy Budd: First off, you’re an idiot. You clearly have no understanding of the situation and shouldn’t talk about it until you educate yourself. Second, even if that were the case, which it isn’t, a bunch of soccer players ARE NOT responsible for the situation. Blaming them for their government’s wrongdoing is collective punishment that’s inflicted on very few besides Israelis (Jews I mean).

  • Billy Budd

    @derp: Are you insane? I am not blaming any players. I was just responding to your post, when you said Crissie Ronaldo was a bigot because he made statements against Israeli policy.

  • litper

    @Billy Budd: palestinians are muslims. Do you know what muslims want to do with gays? No wonder that this closeted faq would support these religious homophobes!

  • avesraggiana

    @litper: You, Sir, are not correct. Not ALL Palestinians are muslims. There are Palestinian Christians, and Palestinian Jews. To complicate things further, there are Arabs who are citizens of the state of Israel. Further, not ALL muslims want to do what you imagine what they want to do with gays. Muslims can be as tolerant, or intolerant, of gays as much as Christians and Jews can be.

  • Billy Budd

    I’ve met tolerant Muslims from Pakistan. They were my close friends when I lived in the US. And they knew I was gay.

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