Note: Audio NSFW
Sitting leg-to-leg on a small couch and eating nuts? Gay. Pulling a remote control out of your butt? Gay. Slipping a longneck between your lips to enjoy the sweet taste of frothy head? Totes gay. Who knew that so many daily activities had so much homoerotic tension behind them? Luckily, straight dudes get a âGet out of gay freeâ card just by adding âno homoâ to all the things they say and do. But as youâll see, it doesnât always work especially when⌠well, youâll see.
And remember kids, âno homoâ has also helped hetero men enjoy gay sex and tough rappers sound gayer. Yes homo.
Via Joe.My.God
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tazz602
The Doctor Seuss moment is the best part.
Jim Hlavac
That’s hysterically funny.
Red Meat
oh shit that was epic.
Hyhybt
This seems awfully familiar. Not that it isn’t worth the repeat, but didn’t Queerty have this up a while back, maybe… I don’t know, a year or two ago? If not, then something very similar.
tallest
I approve.
Vevar
this made my day
jeff4justice
F’n funny… let’s just hope the loads in the butt were inside a condom. HIV no homo.
Robbie K
I want the second one from the left…lick…no homo đ
Jeffree
Oops, I always thought the str8 boys were saying “No, homo”!
Do str8 women say “No lesbo” when they actually touch another grrl’s booob?
When I tell my breederous womyn friends their new jeans make their butt look all kinds of delish, I immediately say “No hetero,” so they don’t think the Jeffree is making a move on them.
Adman
It had to be the beats that made them able to get the delivery so tight, no homo.