Note: Audio NSFW
Sitting leg-to-leg on a small couch and eating nuts? Gay. Pulling a remote control out of your butt? Gay. Slipping a longneck between your lips to enjoy the sweet taste of frothy head? Totes gay. Who knew that so many daily activities had so much homoerotic tension behind them? Luckily, straight dudes get a “Get out of gay free” card just by adding “no homo” to all the things they say and do. But as you’ll see, it doesn’t always work especially when… well, you’ll see.