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Enrique Iglesias’s Metaphorical Penis Was Too Hot for TV

It’s sort of laughable that any music video can be “banned” anymore, since nobody turns to MTV or Fuse to watch these things, but YouTube and MySpace. But the world was a different place back in 2000. No online repository for music-making cat videos. And Enrique Iglesias was still considered a star! Which is it’s so sad to learn we missed out on this music video for “Sad Eyes,” which was too SEXY for TV!

The plot for the “Sad Eyes” video? Iglesisas has the hots for a phone sex girl who advertisers herself on television. Because we’ve run out of ideas. “The video features him de-shirted and touchy-touchy with himself as he lusts after a phone sex commercial gal, who is played by porn actress Cassidey,” relays the website Tabloid Prodigy. “Coincidentally, he later runs into this bimbo as he’s picking up hookers. Soul mates, perhaps? At 3:25, he brings her back to his hotel room for a romp–and Enrique is full on naked! Of course his tiny bits are covered by the hooker’s legs. The best part comes when he takes her into his bedroom where there is conveniently a stripper pole growing out of his mattress–or rather, in between his legs (symbolism, much?).”

We appreciate it when phallic references are not made subtly, risking we miss them, but throw in our faces like giant wants are meant to be.

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12 Comments

  • Jack

    I watched, but I had to turn the sound off.

  • alejandro

    this was HOT! but kinda think this was inappropriate XD like he’s touching himself in every seen. like sexy in a tub. pole erections with gyrating prostitutes. porn watching.. like everything perfect for a vid! but not for the kiddies XD lol i know they probly see way worse on the internet but still :P

  • Republican

    Fuck the prudes

  • Mike L.

    OMG an obssessed pervert still looks like an obssessed pervert even if he looks like Enrique ok. The vid made me unconfortable to say the least.

    @ alejandro, not to mention the prostitude!

  • Jacqui Smith

    Times are a-changing. We won’t be able to pretend we’re sheltering the kiddies from something they know more about than we do for much longer. Eventually we will be forced to connect reality with our view of it.

  • Guillermo3

    So how the F do we see it?

  • Guillermo3

    Once again [my 1st attempt didn’t register]:How the F does one get to see this video?Hunh?

  • Labinot Ajeti

    shyhret djal je haha

  • AR in Austin

    So the boy got to fulfill his making-a-porn-video fantasy without rocking-the-boat too much. Nice little body; wish he would bottom for Arpad. lol

  • moonriver22

    enrique is absolutely hot

  • Kenny1948

    “this video contains content which is copyrighted by UMG, which has blocked it”

    So who IS seeing this video and WHO isn’t? I guess if you’re in the US your screwed. So glad copyright laws are only upheld here, all for the almighty dollar!

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