“Ex-Gay” Pastor Boots Homo from Home

Some gays have a flair for the dramatic, but South African pals Ben Dlamini and Lethuxolo Mafunisa deserve special recognition.

You see, Dlamini, an “ex-gay” pastor, loves his gay friend Mafunisa, but simply can’t cope when his homo ways under his holy roof. So, using his religion as a shield, Dlamini gave him the boot. Said Dlamini:

No homosexuality in my house, I am a pastor. I was once gay and proud of it and lived that lifestyle to the fullest. I have turned my back on that and I am now a priest serving God only. My house serves as a church too.

I have a congregation who knows that I am no longer gay and have given my life to God. What will my parish think when they hear that a gay couple live in my house.

Mafunisa’s boyfriend, meanwhile, calls “bullshit” on Dlamini: “I don’t know when he became straight because the whole congregation is gay!” Girl, there’s some shady shit going on.

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  • EdWoody

    There’s a big difference between adopting a celibate lifestyle and “no longer being gay.” It’s a shame the man in question cannot see that.

  • Maverick69

    He turned his back on that?

    So is he a top or a bottom?

  • Dick Mills

    Smells to me like the green-eyed monster is rearing it’s ugly head! “If I can’t have you, then get the eff out of my house!”

    Dick Mills

  • Phoenix (the pansy, not the pale one)

    Sounds like it’s out with the old boyfriend and in with a new one.

  • libhomo

    It sounds like the “ex-gay” was getting a bit sexually frustrated.

  • Billy

    I dont find any thing wrong with the ex gay giving them a boot. its his house after all

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