Does Blake Mitchell know something about Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson that only a few — Arianna Grande definitely among them — know?
Unclear.
But one thing is for certain — whether it’s inside information or mere conjecture, the adult performer feels quite strongly that Davidson’s full, sizable talent hasn’t yet been fully appreciated.
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Davidson has been all over the news since going public with pop sweetheart Arianna Grande.
Grande asked her 57 million Twitter followers a simple question:
what’s good
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) June 7, 2018
Mitchell was one of those who responded:
This dick https://t.co/MDFVHuIW5I
— Blake Mitchell (@MrBlakeMitchell) June 7, 2018
Fans seemed to agree:
— Jimbo (@Ricjames32) June 7, 2018
— Lens Life SD GM TLC (tevin clark) (@FearlessSDGM) June 7, 2018
actually true
— BLAS PIJASECA (Alex Stew’s husband) (@NutellaPablo) June 8, 2018
But there was one commenter who just wasn’t sure:
I don't know, Pete Davidson might be packing something more impressive. Who knows?
— Benjam (@benjamuniverse) June 7, 2018
Mitchell dug in his heels:
I would bet 100 bucks Pete Davidson has a 9” cock https://t.co/qehdeuioKt
— Blake Mitchell (@MrBlakeMitchell) June 7, 2018
Only time will tell.
Donston
I thought Ariana or Pete actually responded. But it really is an article about a random porn performer tweeting something basic and lewd.
scotshot
Your sensibilities are so tender. Before you suffer any further trauma please leave and go bother someone else.
Donston
It’s not about “tender sensibilities”. It’s that a random porn performer tweeting the most basic thing (I have a nice dick) is hardly worthy of an article, even by this site’s standards. I understand this site can be “cheeky”. But there’s nothing cheeky here. They just used the Davidson’s recent splurge in noteriety as some uninspired click bait.
QueerTruth
These articles don’t even make any sense. Who writes these?
Kangol
A drunk robot.
lauraspencer
I don’t find Davidson attractive so I could care less what he is or isn’t packing.
WillParkinson
But you cared enough to stop on by and tell everyone you don’t like him. Okay, a little weird, but whatever.
pudman56
Don’t need a pretty face when you got a big hose.
Curtispsf
That’s it. Tomorrow’s Queerty headline should be Curtispsf is sporting a 9.5″ dick (according to some porn star who may or may not have actually seen my dick).
Scott Gatz
Ok, we’ve scheduled that for tomorrow. Be on the look out. 🙂
kurt_t
Can the porn star be Zack Randall? He always looks so sincere.
Birdbrain1963
So where is the pic or proof or an announcement from one of the persons we are trying to find out about? No pics tweets or anything about or from Pete…. Worthless
Critifur
I am not sure why Mitchell’s response to Arianna, is supposed to refer to Pete Davidson, rather than his own. Am I missing something? Arianna Grande tweets, “What’s good”. Blake responds, “this dick”. He did not include a photo of Pete, or Pete’s crotch. So this refers to himself. Where does Pete come into it Dave?
lykeitiz
YES to everything you said. In no way does this imply Pete. Blake was clearly referring to himself. This might be THE dumbest “article” I’ve ever seen on Queerty, and that’s saying a lot.
S.anderson
This is a total puff piece, but I have to say I think Pete Davidson is a sexy m.f. <3
Keebler ILF
I don’t know about Pete’s penis, but apparently he has long testicles.
https://youtu.be/54BVvP7zvDQ
gary69mike
Could care less about Pete Davidson but Blake Mitchell… he’s the total package. Love to spend a week on a tropical deserted island with him.
nitejonboy
Pete is a cutie..I’d love to drain his nuts!!
Stephen
Who the hell cares who has a small, medium, large or 12” dick? I mean really are we so insecure in our own obsession to be merely adequate that we can send out stupid comments about an actor … unless he’s doing porn I do not care what he has and I just hope the couple is happy. So little of that going around and thousands want to pull it apart before it even has a chance to start. Let’s follow the golden rule, get a life.