Ever since poker pro Jason Somerville came out, we’ve been increasingly interested about the game. (Winning half-a-million dollars at the World Series of Poker tends to draw our attention.)
Now we’ve got a whole line of merchandise to show our Poker Pride!
Launched just a few days ago, King Jack Suited out of Ireland is whipping up T-shirts and accessories for queer card sharps and their allies. The company’s hottest item? A shirt with the tagline “I might be gay but my straight beats your queens!”
Other tees, pins and hats bear slogans like “Full house? Okay, let’s go to my place!” and “I think the BB fancies me?!”
“The product range is still quite small,” says co-founder Steffen Karl. “but we’ll be focusing on more designs over the next couple of days.”
At 22.40 Euro for a tee (about $27) it’s a pretty good bet.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
i think i’d have to hurt a bitch wearing those.
golf wang kitty tees all the way!!! (JUST the right side of mutton/lamb. i think. hope)
OMG I love this!
$27.00 is a bit steep for me (but then I am pretty cheep) Didn’t get #3. #2 is fun but a little obvious. #1 was great but I thought that “My straight beats your queens” would be something with a better bite. Upon further reflection, I realized that some redneck bozo out there would take that frase litterally. So yes, adding the disclaimer “I might be gay ” is necessary. GOD I hate having to be P.C. all the f-ing time! The WORLD needs to get a better sense of humor about its self.
nice one!! i think the button saying “i think the button is gay too” is hilarious…
might get one for my next trip to vegas 🙂
i think it is a simple,we can custom print t shirts.
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