Get On Top Of Tom Daley And All Wet With Colton Haynes This #Instaweek

In case you needed something juicier than a pool full of twinks and a giant Canadian penis this week…

Tom Daley rides a swing, and serves pseudo O-face somewhere toward the end.

Terry Miller explored the wintery Canadian wilderness this week, clad only in a tiny Mr. Turk swimsuit. If this is his winter outfit, we can only imagine what he has in store for the beach this year.

Lindsay Lohan paused for a selfie with Andy Cohen while visiting Watch What Happens Live this week. During her interview, Lohan dropped a bombshell and revealed that alleged sex list she wrote is actually legit.

Scissor Sisters frontman Jake Shears serves some #coachella #realness poolside. Eat your heart out, Jane Fonda!

Power couple alert! Marc Jacobs’ hunky ex Harry Louis has been bitten by the love bug again. According to a slew of new Instagram posts, he’s shacking up with fellow Brazilian model Diego Cavalcante.

Jack Laugher flaunts Team GB’s best ass in the most humble way.

Colton Haynes discovers what Australians do at 7:30am. And gets wet.

Olympic dreamboat Blake Skjellerup sports a Jason Collins jersey — #98, in honor of Matthew Shepard — at a Brooklyn Nets home game this week.

Rosie O’Donnell has lost 50 pounds. Can you tell?

Vice President Joe Biden joined Instagram this week, and delivered the first-ever backseat Presidential selfie.

Seasoned Drag Race queen Courtney Act kai kai’s with the Pit Crew’s Simon Sherry-Wood.