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Got A Tit Problem?

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Are you a nerd looking for advice on how to make your teenie titties look bigger? Of course you are!

Well, now your troubles are over, because the eTransgender folk opened their double-hinged doors to help a brother/sister out. Consider this preemptively [sic]ed inquiry:

Next month I’m going to an anime convention, and I’m going in costume as a character from an anime who has huge breasts (its Fujico from Lupon the third if anyone knows what I’m talking about here).

For a while now I’ve been trying to figure out how to accuratly portray this (my own breasts arn’t that big, thank God), and a friend of mine sugested going to a transgender forum and asking.

So, in short I need advice on a relitivly cheep (I don’t have a lot of money) way of getting larger, realistic looking breasts (I’ve experimented with socks, but it’s a tad difficult to achieve the right shape ^-^).

So, how did the virtual trannies handle this queer conundrum? Poorly.

We expected the site’s administrator, “Beth” to wag a finger at this clueless cooze, but she replied with remarkable balance.

Not that I’ve tried, (a tleast I don’t think I have.)… Try small ziplock bags filled with water. Double zip bag them, and place them in your Bra…. Uncomfortable, but it might work.

Um, first of all, that’s the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard. Who’s going to use ziplock bags for breasts? They’ll get all leaky and shit. Obviously it’s been a while since Beth had to dress as a woman, because everyone knows you use red balloons to stuff your bra. Sheesh. (And, yes, the balloons must be red.)