A straight guy seems to have broken the cardinal rule of posting anonymous nudes online: Don’t include identifying features. But you certainly won’t hear his gay friend complaining.
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The gay friend writes on Reddit that he had a “brief moment of shookethness” recently when he got together with his straight friend from college, whom he hadn’t seen in six years.
“He is very hetero and truly doesn’t have a bi/gay bone [in] his body but has always been a great ally to me as a gay guy,” he adds. “Anywho, being a gay as I am, I’ve often wondered what he looked like naked and what he was packing… I know, how stereotypical of me.”
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The two guys got to talking about tattoos, and the straight friend showed off the ink on his arm. “It hit me as I was looking at it: I’ve seen this tattoo before,” the Redditor writes. “I didn’t think anything about it until I was on the way home, and then the light bulb came on… I’ve [seen] it on Reddit… And the guy who had the tattoo was totally naked just not showing a face.”
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This industrious Redditor had even bookmarked the nude photo — “‘cause it was hot” — so he was able to confirm his suspicions… to a high degree of certainty, at least. “I’m 99% sure that is my friend.”
“I don’t plan to do anything about it because I actually like the guy and don’t want to make things awkward,” he concludes. “But good Lord, am I going to be fantasizing about him now.”
rustyiam
Looks like he threw up on his arm and left it there for a year!
Den
No, it doesn’t look like that at all (unless perhaps you are looking at Queerty on a flip phone, if that is even possible). If you are going to be judgemental, try not to be stupidly judgemental.
Man About Town
“fascinating”? This guy needs to have a strong talk with his autocorrect device!
Bob LaBlah
Why do I get the feeling the guy in the pic is not the guy referred to in the article?
Den
Because usually “articles” based on reddit posts use stock photos.
Hussain-TheCanadian
Guy finds out friend does nudes on reddit, the end.
What is the point of this article?
michel_banen
Absolutely nothing besides waisting a few minutes of your time under the umbrella of calling it “entertainment”. No so very entertaining though.
myrdraal2001
And? What’s the point of this post? It doesn’t even reach the level of “article.”
Bob LaBlah
You must be new. Stick around. Its only January 5th. There are more soul stirring articles like this to come.
Cam
Soooooo…..that was the end?
darkanser
Personally I have something like instant visual/photo and facial recognition. I’ve come face to face with A LOT of “celebrities” in the gay world — both at work and at the gym. I’ve made contact with a few of them but usually I just pretend I’ve not seen them before.
1898
“shookethness”?
i tried pasting this into Google Translate but it had no idea either