Happy Endings: The Day Lily Allen Smoked Pot

Lily Allen smokes pot. Acts stupid. Shocker.

• Yes, that is an uncomfortable bathroom experience.

• Stop calling Kanye West “gay”.

• Our gossip mongering sisters over at Jossip offer a handy guide to Tucker Carlson‘s most offensive quotes. Sample: “If you’re going to ban smoking, why not ban fat people in movies and on television?”

• European Parliament jumps on Iranian lesbian bandwagon.

• Ugandan DJ suspended over gay talk.

Thai trannies to get universal greeting?

• Manchester’s gay village rocked by earthquake.