Happy Endings: The ‘Short Bus’ Has Arrived

Richard Simmons guest stars on Whose Line Is It Anyway and plays inanimate objects to be ridden by the other men. We always thought he was a perv, but this is the hilarious proof. [YouTube]

John Cameron Mitchell

John Cameron Mitchell‘s improvised porno movie Shortbus is being screened at Cannes. One of the highlights is a performance of the national anthem during butt sex. It sounds like compelling stuff. [WOW Report]

• See the newest swimsuits for summer and what’s underneath them in the HX swimwear issue. [HX via Rod 2.0]

Alias star/all-around dreamboat Michael Vartan has a brown penis. No lie. [ELH, NSFW]

• We never knew that Dolly Parton and Hulk Hogan had ever artistically collaborated. The results are indescribable. [Nervous Breakdown]