One Million Moms — a hate group that is almost certainly One Lonely Spinster locked in a disused basement and huddled over a rusted Smith-Corona — is now upset with Taco Bell for reasons that are idiotic even by their standards.
Which are low.
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Granted, we should all be a little angry, if not forthrightly furious, at the fast-food chain for introducing the world to the fresh hell known as chalupas fried into a chicken-based taco shell.
But that would be too sensible for the ineffectual, endlessly entertaining 1MM.
No, their latest grudge has to do with this dippy but harmless commercial focusing on a disgruntled everyman having your typical bad day.
But then he takes a bite into a $1 Taco Bell burrito and all of his problems disappear.
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The ad’s tagline is: “When your morning is hell, just go to Taco Bell!”
And that’s why they’re angry: for invoking the terrifying pits of hell in a mainstream commercial:
Taco Bell is following a trend in crude commercials. While a few fast food restaurants are cleaning up their ads, Taco Bell decided to air a commercial that includes foul language. The newest Taco Bell commercial says, “When your morning is hell, just go to Taco Bell.” They should not use the word hell in a jingle. We all know children repeat what they hear.
Taco Bell’s ‘Morning is hell’ ad is irresponsible and offensive. This inappropriate advertisement is airing during primetime when children are likely watching. It is extremely destructive and damaging to impressionable children viewing the commercial.
TAKE ACTION: Please contact Taco Bell through our website and ask the company to pull the current ad immediately! Also, encourage Taco Bell to be more responsible in future marketing campaigns. If Taco Bell wants our business, it must no longer use foul language in its ads.
And there you have it.
Watch the mordantly destructive ad below — if you want to burn forever in hell and destroy all the helpless children:
https://youtu.be/pSz8hBaTzVM
whatevz
why are these stupid, fake christian women constipated 24-7-365?
GayEGO
Because they want a good enema!
Creamsicle
So their argument is that normalizing the use of the world hell is damaging because…? Is it because it neuters their made up bogeyman threat?
“Won’t anybody please think of the children!! Don’t normalize the word hell! How else will we instill fear in children?!”
Heywood Jablowme
They never attacked 7-Eleven for their slogan: “Oh thank HEAVEN for 7-Eleven!”
GayEGO
I doubt that this hate group will grow as they do not represent real motherhood!
Mack
It’s boycotts like this that shows just how petty this group is. The more they do this the more people will look at them for what they are-“a pathetic group who complains about everything in life.”
permatt71
First off, she never called for a boycott and also I have a 4 yo grandaughter and i do not want her running around singing that. Some words do not belong in a childs mouth and we all know they repeat everything they hear. Be a bit more sensitive to others around you and the writer of this article could use less clickbait and more truth.
davidkohl
Are you for real? I have never heard anything so ridiculous – oops forgot you have Trump as your President! We don’t live in some medieval world – though no doubt you would love it if we did. You people need to grow up and stop trying to impose your religious obsessions on the rest of us. I am so glad not to have to live in a country where absurd stories about gods and devils have so much influence over my life. You people need to go back to school and get some real education.
heath0043
So I take it you never take her to church, or if you do, you tell the preacher to not use the word hell.
davidkohl
Forgot to ask are your ‘truths’ the same as Trump’s ‘truths’? You people use that word to mean anything you agree with. What does not belong in a child’s mouth are words of hate or discrimination. But if you have anything to do with it that is exactly what will be in her mouth.
Jack Meoff
I love how religious types automatically assume they are in the right purely because they believe in religion. I for one find it offensive when I am asked to censor myself because of somebody else’s beliefs. On that point I believe I am in the right because permatt71 it goes both ways.
Thebrutaltruth
These sorry ass bitches don’t have anything else to do with their miserable lives other than to raise HELL and make other people’s lives a living HELL. Why don’t you One Million Moms shut the HELL up. I am so sick and tired of hearing about these dumb ass bitches complaining about a television commercial…really?!?! Get a life or go to HELL!
Sluggo2007
One million unused, frustrated twats.
He BGB
Because its 1955. That’s why.
mary_janice
These women need to get a life. Or at least a vibrator
brooklynbobby
Well personally I think that if it gets one million lazy moms from stuffing their one million obese children with this terrible food then I am all for the boycott! By the sad reality is that it won’t. It’s just much too easy to have the kids stop at a fast food joint on their way home from school and stuff their all ready fat little faces with tacos and burgers and pizza than it is to have them come home and fix them something healthy. Mom might actually have to do something. Lord knows we don’t want to have them do that! So don’t worry Taco Bell, if anything you are just going to sell more of these things from all this free publicity. LOL
NateOcean
Same goes for Hellman’s Mayonnaise.
It’s sinfully delicious.
gaym50ish
Does this mean they’ll stop telling gay men and lesbians that we’re going to burn in hell?