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Jose Canseco: If My Dad Sees Me Playing Gay On Celebrity Apprentice, ‘He’s Basically Gonna Kill Me’

At least Richard Hatch got play out the fantasy of spending one wild night with Jose Canseco before heading off to prison. The ex-baller and Celebrity Apprentice contestant played gay in a faux television ad where he was one-half of a couple living abroad in Argentina. And while he appeared to be enjoying himself on set, Canseco was worried about the aftermath: “My Twitter is gonna blow up, all my friends are gonna make fun of me, and if my father sees this, he’s gonna basically kill me.” And The Donald won’t be there to mop up the fag mess.