Face it: You’re a great club person — but the club scene lately? Not so great.
Where once you could’ve heard the dulcet tones of Patti Jo’s “Make Me Believe In You” every night of the week, now a clingy stillness and staidness hangs in the air, no doubt brought on by the advent of hook-up apps, general malaise, and the hostile encroachment of corporate monoculture stamping out our safe spaces…
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But that’s all about to change — one false eyelash at a time. Introducing LED eyelashes, lending flash where once was trash. They’re lightweight, lithe, and lit — and you’re in control of the sparkle and shine, thanks to a hidden controller you keep wound up in your hair, which won’t ever be a nuisance at any nightclub ever.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
So… what’s your favorite mode?
Ooh, now you’re LIT like KITT.
Make that a double, sweetie. One for the road — ‘cuz you’re coming with meeeeee.
Hey, baby — was gonna ask if you wanted to watch the sunset, but then I looked into your eyes and I DON’T THINK SHE CAN HANDLE THE COMPETITION…
Whichever mode you choose, you simply won’t believe your eyes. And we won’t believe yours.
Curious? More information HERE.
h/t: USA Today
Josh447
Great concept and love the result, but totally impractical for short hair unless one wore a head band which is highly unlikely as it can heat you up and get sweaty.
Luna1979
Yay! I’d love to have a seizure looking into some guy’s eyes!
I know this is supposed to be fun and liven things up, but I just couldn’t hook up with anyone wearing these. I know myself. He’d be all grinding on me acting serious and I’d bust out laughing.