Another day, another tell-all book from a Trump administration insider.
This time, it’s Melania Trump‘s former Chief of Staff and noted drunk driver Stephanie Grisham, who has written a “top-secret memoir” about her four years working in the East Wing.
Grisham’s book is titled I’ll Take Your Questions Now: What I Saw in The Trump White House and, according to an unnamed insider, it promises to deliver all sorts of “surprising new scandals.”
At least, for those who still have the ability to be “surprised” by anything the Trumps say or do.
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“Grisham knows where all the bodies are buried because she buried a lot of them herself,” the source tells tells Axios, adding that she “has receipts.”
“She was a press person and it was her job to make sure she knew what was happening.”
Hmmm. That all sounds pretty vague to us.
Stephanie Grisham’s new book should be titled:
Hold my Beer while I do the Trump Crate Challenge. pic.twitter.com/AupARvlDi1
— Mrs D says Common Sense tells you…??? (@Mrs_Cldh) September 9, 2021
Not much is known about the book since it’s been heavily embargoed, which is usually something publishers do when they know a book is crap but they don’t want critics telling everyone before it goes on sale.
According to those who’ve seen the manuscript, however, it does offer a unique insider’s view of some of the biggest tabloid stories to come out of the Trump White House, including the whole Stormy Daniels thing and the personal impact it had on Melania.
“She knows things no one else has been told,” another source adds. “This is a first-person account from someone who heard and saw it all.”
Stephanie Grisham coming out with a book… https://t.co/y7jnV5vchC
— Ward Q. Normal (@WardQNormal) September 9, 2021
Melania, of course, is an intensely private person. Very few people are allowed into her inner circle. Grisham was one of the select few before she quit her job hours after the January 6 insurrection.
Now, according to a former West Wing employee, Trump’s camp is freaking out.
“It’s hard to articulate how much anxiety this is going to cause,” the source says.
I’ll Take Your Questions Now: What I Saw in The Trump White House hits bookstore shelves in October, which means it’ll probably hit the bargain bins by mid-November, just in time for the holidays.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Vince
So what if she was the last rat to jump off the ship. Probably already had the book deal and didn’t want that stain on her sales.
nebskram
you sound like your panties are a bit tight
is it because you never got any book deal?
Harley
Well I guess this is one book the GQP won’t buy 5 million copies to put on the best sellers list then give them away as gifts at conventions to people that will never read it.
Cam
Another nail in the coffin of the phony “Melania wasn’t involved in anything” story.
This is why all of the stories came out last week that claimed Melania didn’t want Trump to run again and was enjoying quiet time, etc. They KNEW this book was coming out and were trying to give her some decent P.R. before it went on sale.
GayEGO
Gee! More exposures of the Trumpers, Melaria included!
Roy Moss
What could Grisham possibly tell us about the aging prostitute that we don’t already know? Further, Grisham has proven to be such a compulsive liar, who could believe anything she writes?
Fahd
The book sounds like it might be a vapid, useless retelling of the tedious daily doings of (the most) (a) vapid, useless first lady. I’m not going to pre-order.
Mack
Well we already know that Melania was the worst First Lady, what else do we need to know?
Essie
Who could possibly care about Mel the Hooker? I mean, we already know she’s a vapid, not very smart, gold digger. What else is there to know about this person? What could Stephanie tell us that the entire world doesn’t already know about the corrupt White House she was a part of? Bargain bin by Christmas is about right for this piece of crapola.
bachy
Malaria probably just wanted to marry a rich, fat American and then spend her life shopping, wearing expensive jewelry, getting plastic surgery and submitting to a gruesome sexual act once every two to three years.
Man, did that plan blow up or what?
mateo
The people who really need to read this book (the ones who follow 45 blindly) won’t read it anyway, so what’s the point? The rest of us don’t even need any “new” Trump scandals. The ones about which we already know are enough, and then some!
Tombear
What exactly did Melania Trump do as First Lady? Does anyone know?