This week’s midterm elections were supposed to be the opening act to Donald Trump’s big comeback as both a political kingmaker and the 2024 Republican frontrunner for President of the United States.
Instead, over a dozen of his handpicked candidates in high profile races across the country lost their bids, including TV doctor/U.S. Senate candidate Dr. Oz in Pennsylvania and former erotic horror movie actress/gubernatorial candidate Tudor Dixon in Michigan. Meanwhile, the Republican he attacked most, Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis, sailed to reelection in Florida with nearly 60% of the vote.
As a result, conservative media, pundits and commentators, and many Republicans and GOP operatives have started to turn on the one-term, twice-impeached ex-president. No longer the golden (man)child of their party, he’s persona non grata. Which leads us to next Tuesday, when he was supposed to make his “very big announcement” at Mar-a-Lago.
An announcement that you're going to announce is–an announcement.
Vote accordingly.#VoteBlueTommorrow
— Mary L Trump (@MaryLTrump) November 8, 2022
It has been widely speculated that Trump intends–er, intended–to announce his third run for the White House (fourth if you count his failed Reform Party run in 2000) on Tuesday. But after this week’s disappointing midterms results, many GOP insiders are urging him to, please, for the love of God and the good of the party, reconsider. Meanwhile, his top aides–the same people, mind you, who encouraged him to endorse all those loser candidates–are reportedly urging him to still go through with the announcement.
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Per The Guardian:
Trump has suggested publicly that he intends to announce his 2024 presidential campaign next week as planned. Behind the scenes at Mar-a-Lago, in a sign of concern about his standing after the midterm results, he remains undecided on how to proceed. However, some initial invitations for the “special announcement” event have been sent.
Trump’s top staffers have firmly pressed him to announce his latest White House campaign as planned on Tuesday, the sources said, suggesting he would appear weak and wounded by the results were he to cave to demands that he hold off until the Senate runoff [in Georgia].
In addition to Trump’s brand being badly tarnished, there’s also the issue of campaign staffing.
The New York Times reported yesterday that, after the debacle of this week, people who were initially open to working on another presidential campaign with him are now reconsidering. Not only that, but he only has a small handful of advisors at the moment and zero key staffers in place for a campaign-in-waiting.
Related: After being cucked by Ron DeSantis on a world stage, Trump turns his ire toward Melania and Dr. Oz
And then there’s that pesky little issue of Attorney General Merrick Garland and the Justice Department.
It’s widely believed Trump will be indicted by the DOJ either for stealing classified documents from the White House and stashing them at Mar-a-Lago, or for inciting the January 6 insurrection in his final days in office, but that Garland has been following the so-called “60 day rule,” in which the DOJ avoids making any decisions that could impact an upcoming election.
Speaking on SiriusXM’s The Dean Obeidallah Show this week, Trump’s estranged niece Mary urged the Attorney General to indict her uncle ASAP now that the midterms are over. (Though, technically, we still have a runoff in Georgia to get through.)
“Are you hopeful? Not tomorrow, but in the near term, we’re going to see Donald Trump indicted for just one of his crimes–just pick any,” Obeidallah asked.
“I don’t know if I’m hopeful, but all I can say is, he has to be,” Mary replied. “I don’t know whether he will be or not, but he has to be. Because if he isn’t, then much worse things are going to start happening.”
"If [Donald Trump] isn't [indicted], much worse things are going to start happening."
With results flooding in from the midterms, @MaryLTrump tells @DeanObeidallah that Merrick Garland and the DOJ need to act fast on indicting Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/FP1ZBmzVhr
— SiriusXM Progress (@SXMProgress) November 9, 2022
Mary went on to say that the clock is ticking for Garland and the DOJ to make a decision.
“If they understand what Donald’s about to do, in terms of playing this very cynical card of, ‘If I’m announcing then any attack on me will be a political one.’ Right? Or ‘Any indictment of me will be politically motivated.’ I think the DOJ has about a week.”
She added, “They cannot wait until Donald decides to announce. So again, hopeful or not, it’s what they have to do, whether they will do it or not. Unfortunately, your guess is as good as mine.”
Here’s what others are saying on Twitter…
I never ask questions like this but how many of you think Trump's indictment should be a national holiday?
— Buddy Winston (@BuddyWinston) November 11, 2022
Where the fuck is that Donald Trump indictment? He stole classified documents. Even he doesn’t dispute that. Drop the hammer already.
— Tim Hannan (@TimHannan) November 11, 2022
Tiffany Trump is getting married at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday. A hurricane just ravaged the grounds. Her father is in a foul mood because he fu*ked up the midterms…and indictments are looming. Sorry, Tiff, it sucks to be a Trump. pic.twitter.com/QVyTqe3xUY
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) November 10, 2022
Trump has added yet another embarrassing distinction – first person to be chosen as the biggest loser of an election he didn't even run in.
— Duty To Warn ? (@duty2warn) November 10, 2022
The midterms are over and Trump's clearly not the Republican favorite. It's time for the criminal indictments.
— Molly Ploofkins ™ (Digital Town Square Crier) (@Mollyploofkins) November 9, 2022
Trump lost in 2018.
Trump lost in 2020.
Trumpism lost in 2022.
Trump was impeached twice. Indictment seems inevitable.Is this a person ANYONE wants back in the White House? He won't win if he runs in 2024. Will you help make sure this becomes reality?
— Papo (@pjampaganza) November 10, 2022
Today's cover: Here’s how Donald Trump sabotaged the Republican midterms https://t.co/YUtDosSGfp pic.twitter.com/vpI94nKuBh
— New York Post (@nypost) November 10, 2022
Maybe the GOP will realize that Trump getting indicted and going to jail may not be a bad thing
— @[email protected] (@AshaRangappa_) November 9, 2022
Trump has been a loser in every election since 2018. I’m glad people are waking up, but it shouldn’t be because we lost an election,
It should be because Trump is a stain on our country and dishonored the party.
— Adam Kinzinger #fella (@AdamKinzinger) November 11, 2022
Donald Trump will be indicted next week on Nov. 15. You heard it here first. #IndictTrumpNow
— NewBluePolitics ???????????? VoteBlue22 (@qstarnews) November 11, 2022
Donald Trump is the biggest loser in American history. Pass it on.
— Republicans against Trumpism (@RpsAgainstTrump) November 10, 2022
Related: Kellyanne’s comments from Monday about Tuesday’s midterms have aged worse than milk by Wednesday
GayEGO
Let’s get busy and indict Trump so he can be jailed!
Consider This
Gee, I don’t know. He seems like a nice enough guy.
Kidding.
ShiningSex
Republicans are idots. End of story.
rocpitbull
[typo for “idiots”?]
MISTERJETT
queerty, please no more close-up photos of tumbleweed head. he’s gruesome.
LumpyPillows
On the chance democrats hold the house by a seat and hold the senate by 50/50 or 51/49, Trump will have lost his gambit. Democrats shot themselves in the foot with this election and may still be able to hold off the republicans for one reason – distrust/hate for Trump and MAGA republicans. This may be the pivotal point when republicans can finally turn on Trump without being outright destroyed in their party, and many have been wanting to knife Trump in the back. There is a lot to learn here. I hope we learn from it.
Stefano
You are absolutely right! And let’s hope that the Democratic Party will have learned from its mistakes…As for the Republican Party, one could say: “at the feast of friendship, everyone finds his food, but at the feast of the wolves there is no dessert”.
jackscott
Come on Merrick do your thing 🙂
seven5tx
It would be a good thing if he ran. split that ticket, waste that money. he has NO chance of ever holding office again
Tombear
Oh no! The orange turd is going to shit all over America, AGAIN!
Kangol2
Trumpty Dumpty
wanted a wall
Trumpty Dumpty
had two bad falls
All of his MAGAts
and fascist yes-men
still to cram Don the Con
back in office again!
Let’s hope he goes where he belongs, to federal prison! Lock him up, lock him up!