Mommy dearest

Mother-of-ten burns a copy of Teen Vogue’s anal sex guide in amazing video meltdown

A vlogger who goes by the alias “The Activist Mommy” does not want anyone talking to teenagers about putting the pee pee where the poo poo comes out, so she’s made a video about it.

According to her official Facebook Page, which has over 180,000 followers, the Activist Mommy’s name is Elizabeth. She’s been married to her husband, Patrick, for 19 years and they have 10 kids together, who she home schools.

Her favorite hobbies include “watching her hubby wrestle with their kids in the living room floor, a clean house, Diet Sunkist, seeing her children succeed at life, and leading worship with her very musical family.”

She’s a devout follower of Jesus H. Christ and has done countless foreign missions, orphanage ministry, outreach to kids in troubled inner-city areas, backyard bible clubs, street ministry, pro-life rescue ministry, and public speaking.

In her latest vlog, Elizabeth, standing alone in the woods, goes on a two-minute tirade against Teen Vogue for a guide to anal sex it published in its June edition.

Related: “Teen Vogue” published an exhaustive guide to anal sex, and the Internet is having a tizzy

“I cannot believe what this Teen Vogue piece of trash has printed!” Elizabeth rants. “They are teaching children how to be safely sodomized! They are teaching kids how to have anal intercourse! We should not be teaching children, period, how to have sex.”

She then flips through the magazine, holding up the pages for viewers to see.

“Look at what’s in this magazine for teenagers. How to masturbate, all about homosexual sex, gender fluidity.”

Stumbling across a photograph of Lena Dunham, she adds: “Oh yeah, real role models for our teenagers!”

Then she tears pages from the magazine and throws them into an campfire whilst snarling, “These editors’ brains are in the gutter. Now let’s put their sales in the gutter where they belong. Don’t let your kids read garbage!”

Watch mommy have a meltdown below…

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40 Comments

  • Captain Obvious

    I’m actually shocked that a mainstream anything is actually promoting masturbation. Downside for guys is you lose a crap ton of needed minerals so you kinda need to replenish if you’re going to be doing that.

    • minddenizen

      Honey, I hope there’s an implied Bazinga! In that message…

    • dwes09

      The minerals have already been used in semen and seminal fluid production. You don’t suddenly lose them when you ejaculate! Eat a balanced diet and you can masturbate to your heart’s content, or have actual sex with others if you get lucky…the sperm is exactly the same in both cases.

    • James

      Oh come on, get real.

    • KaiserVonScheiss

      Does that mean it’s better to swallow? Knew I was on to something.

    • dmanhart

      KaiserVonScheiss: Giving you the Zorro Snap in Z formation!

  • Chris

    Ten kinds?! Sounds like she could have used that issue of Teen Vogue.

    • Chris

      KIDS! Curses of you, autocorrect.

    • stevetalbert

      She probably has 10 kinds of kids

  • Stark

    I’m not sure that the best way to put a magazine’s sales “in the garbage” is to encourage people to buy a copy of said magazine to burn it. I’m not a math guy though, I could be wrong.

  • ingyaom

    How many of her followers are going to run out and buy this issue now because she made such a fuss about it?

  • Herman75

    My cousin Hastings down in Huntsville swears this is how good Christian girls in Alabama and such places maintain their virginity.
    Taking it up the gump stump.

    • loulou2lou

      Good advise for anyone who thinks cherry popin at a young age is a lack of morals and an unright
      upbringing.

    • Herman75

      ….especially in those occasions when she’s yer sister or yer cousin.

    • Bromancer7

      This has been a thing for a good 20 years. Good Christian girls doing only oral and anal so they can be “virgins” on their wedding night. It would be laughably absurd if it weren’t true.

    • Herman75

      All the little southern rednecks praze jeebuz.

  • FnameLname

    LOL…. Oh come on – we all know that the REAL reason she is so upset is because after she read that article she realized that if she had anal sex she didn’t have to have 10 kids. Since nobody ever talked about sex she thought you got pregnant from kissing boys.

    • ingyaom

      I think you nailed it.

  • Ryan Field

    It’s not the best article about anal sex in the world. First, they admit they had to update about safe sex. At least they updated it, but seriously. Who writes an article about anal sex for teens and doesn’t mention safe sex?

    Second, they left out one very important fundamental fact about anal sex. Rectal cleansing. They never said anything about that, and unfortunately there’s going to be a lot of messy bottoms after reading that article.

    • loulou2lou

      That’s how the amoeba ferment. Isn’t that gross?

  • drmiller

    Now there’s a woman who could desperately use some anal.

  • nitejonboy

    Sounds like she needs a dick in her butt!! Maybe then she wouldn’t be such a bitch! READ TEEN VOGUE LADY!!!! Oh, and if you’ve got ten kids, congrats, one of them’s gay!!!

    • loulou2lou

      We suspect it’s your brother B****.

  • Dymension

    “We should not be teaching children, period, how to have sex.”

    Wonder why there is so much teenage pregnancy? Also, why do all these nut jobs have a southern accent?

  • loulou2lou

    Red hot mama is burning up.’Get your tongue out of my dottas poop shoot.’

  • loulou2lou

    loulou2lou will be the big 70 on the 17th.

  • Sluggo2007

    She need a telephone pole stuffed up her ass.

    • Sluggo2007

      needs

  • olfwob

    1933 the Nazis : “Ich übergebe der Flamme die Schriften von Heinrich Mann, Ernst Glaeser und Erich Kästner.” – “I hand over to the flames the writings of Heinrich Mann, Ernst Gläser, Karl Marx und Erich Kästner”
    But hey, this woman is a christian, so any resemblence is impossible right? Right?

  • ivanw222

    I’m gay, but at 61 I guess I’m getting old. I don’t think this was a subject matter for a teen publication. Yeah, her meltdown was pretty over the top, but she has a point. Especially since, as stated above, they didn’t do a very good job of things like sade sex or cleanliness. Hey Teen Vogue, stick to things you’re good at like makeup, and body shaming.

  • Sluggo2007

    Screeching, hysterical twat.

  • homebody95993

    Ten kids. Unless they were c section, she must be stretched out. Here is what has our subject so incensed.
    Her and hubby were doing it, he wanted a little more feeling so he got her on her hands and knees or maybe on her stomach. He slipped and hit her bung hole so cried “ouch,” and he said, “Hey baby, I saw that in a magazine our daughter had, I figured you left it out for me to see.”
    It has ballooned from there. She probably got advise from her Mom or an aunt that food girls don’t do *that* and oral sex is wrong because that is how gay people do it.

  • ScottOnEarth

    Hey, good for her. It’s nice to see a parent who cares about what her kids read and learn. I also happen to agree with her. A guide to anal sex is not appropriate for Teen Vogue. She’s not belittling a specific group of people but advocating for age-appropriate reading.

    • stevetalbert

      Since girls reading teen vogue miat likely are having sex, learning about choices and being in control of what you do is a great message for kids. Ahes a horrible mom. Her kids will probanly all get stds and her daughters unwanted pregnancies. We need more scientific and honest sex education for kids going through puberty so they understand their bodies.

  • ParisHiltonsBadEye

    She needs a BBC to shank her pink ass. Then she’ll calm down.

  • Slash

    She’s hysterical in general but I admit I agree with her on this one. I don’t think this article was appropriate for Teen Vogue if the target audience is girls 11-17.

  • stevetalbert

    Shes probably from mississippi. The majority of iphone users there hate anal sex the most of anything they can think of. Probably because they know its too dangerous since they are racist bags of shit

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