NYC Gays Fail At Strip Club

On Sunday night, a new gay men’s strip club opened at 440 Broadway.

It’s called Magnum 54 and it was to be only the second serious entry of men-for-men strip joints in recent memory.

The gays who frequent this sort of thing were very excited about the new venue, particularly because it described itself as upscale, guaranteed muscled men, and was to offer “No G-STRING LAP DANCES.”

And, unfortunately, the “grand opening” turned into an utter disaster.