A momentary ray of sunshine burst through the algorithm when Christopher Meloni introduced the world to his “quarantine kilt.”
What, exactly, is a “quarantine quilt”? Who cares!? Christopher Meloni is posing shirtless in a kilt, this isn’t a time for silly questions.
The 58-year-old former Law and Order: SVU and Oz star took to Twitter to share two variations of his quarantine attire.
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In one photo, Meloni rocks some brown boots, the aforementioned kilt, a ruffly white shirt, and red-tinted sunglasses.
We give it a toot!
But sometimes the best looks are achieved by editing down, and Meloni’s second iteration certainly screams “yas, daddy.”
Here, he models just tube-socks and the kilt:
Two looks, one kilt.
“Quarantine Kilt. With glasses or without,” he wrote, as if there were any real competition between the two.
Quarantine Kilt. With glasses or without? https://t.co/6cjHR3Tbe7 pic.twitter.com/e8YKdLfsNa
— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) March 23, 2020
nitejonboy
That guy is a fukin azzhole, he filmed Harold and Kumar 2 in my city, we rolled out the red carpet for him like we do for every actor that films here, and what does he do ? He goes on national tv, on a late night talk show,and talks sh-t about my city and my state!! Fuk that moron!!
chase_boston
ah that´s a downer : thanks for the cold shower. I suppose his ego is bigger then his member : in this world of double standards ….
innocentgay
It was probably a joke, man. Let’s be honest, for an Angelino or a New Yorker, Shreveport and Louisiana are some low hanging fruit for late night talk show stories. All of us here in the middle states are.
GREATGLORYHOLER
Maybe You just do not realize that Your City and State Does Actually Suck
tomcat7
He spent time in Columbus Ohio while filming “I Am Wrath”. Stayed at the Marriott downtown (not a boutique). Came into our gay bars to eat (He knows his fan base). All that met him said he was very nice. I personally met John Travolta during the filming and he couldn’t have nicer.
Jim
A sweet man and a tough guy. A great combo.
Cam
His ass was an excellent co-star in the show OZ
pfcnaples
Pure perfection!!
azjeff17
Definitely one of the best butts on TV.
ZUMMY
I just knew some queen would have SOMETHING to bitch about before I even clicked on the link. I was not wrong. Mr. Meloni is beautiful. (And probably right about Shreveport.)
woodroad34
I know Christopher Meloni has a baloney under that kilt, but the creases and folds in the second picture sure are something else.
Annaronimo
They are kilt socks, not tube socks. Americanising other cultures isn’t appreciated.
Robert-in-Seattle
THANK YOU for that comment. I was just going to post the exact same thing. Maybe the person who wrote “tube sock’ is one of the newer generation who can’t be bothered to tell the difference between the two. I lived through and wore the hell outta my younger years in tube socks. They are CERTAINLY different!
shoop
Super duper nice guy with a great dry sense of humor . Very sexy .
CityguyUSA
You can all see Chris’s D, and it’s worth it, in HBO’s Oz!
sillyme
I’ve seen the show and seen his D on that show and he’s flipping well hung and I’d sleep with that man anytime, He’s a daddy for sure. Good looking man to boot.
missvamp
i love a man in a kilt! woof
winemaker
Happy birthday Christopher Meloni, born April 2, 1961. Wow, hard to believe he’s 59 years old, born April 2, 1961. He’a a perfect example of the importance of taking care of yourself as you get older, Yikes, he’s hot!