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morning goods

PHOTOS: Dreaming of a TR Night

By Queerty Staff November 17, 2009 at 4:11am · 25 comments

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MORNING GOODS — Thomas Ryan is a bartender in Ft. Lauderdale by day. Err, by night. The daytime is reserved for this sort of thing. (Photos: David Vance)

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25 Comments

  • neighborino

    Okay, so I’m not doing the thing where everybody says something really mean about the bodies of the morning goods people, but seriously, the last three in a row have been pretty bland. And yes, I would have sex with this dude, not the point. The point is, there are a lot of people who take pictures of themselves shirtless or in their underpants, and when you think of all the pictures of all the boy either shirtless or in their underpants, it’s remarkable that this particular boy is the one we get to all look at this morning. I mean, he’s popping his zits in picture four. C’mon.

    November 17, 2009 at 7:11am
  • Rainfish

    Naw! I think in #4 he’s just being contemplative. He must be thinking: “I wonder if I used too much product in my hair for this photo shoot?”

    In #6 they really have to do something about red-eye reduction. Those Cujo eyes are very, very scary.

    I have to admit though that I like #12. He looks like a delicious biscuit tin unwrapping itself — in a sexy, non-Poppin’ Fresh manner, of course.

    All and all, a handsome young man…not remarkable…but generically appealing in a beef-cakey way.

    …Ahhh youth, fly high as you can before gravity makes you its bitch.

    November 17, 2009 at 9:11am
  • McShane

    Agreed, very limited perspectives; although he sometin=mes jumps up in the air pulling on his shirt and undies.
    I’d like just one picture of his butt.at least, or from the side.

    November 17, 2009 at 9:11am
  • mm

    nice bod, super bulge, ok face, no body hair: sigh

    November 17, 2009 at 9:11am
  • Don

    Wow! A goodlooking young man in Fort Lauderdale with no TATTOOS!
    Vary Rare!

    November 17, 2009 at 9:11am
  • Drew Jaimme

    For those that are curious, he is hung…impressively. Tom is very popular with us (in FTL). He’s usually commando, which accentuates his assets nicely.

    November 17, 2009 at 9:11am
  • Keith Kimmel

    What a beautiful boy, Queerty. Shame we cant see more. So hawt. I think I need to change my shorts.

    November 17, 2009 at 9:11am
  • Bk

    He must work in a gay bar, with a uniform like that!

    November 17, 2009 at 9:11am
  • hardmannyc

    Actually, in #4, he’s thinking, “This Jungle Red lipstick really brings out the red in my hair.”

    November 17, 2009 at 10:11am
  • AlanInUtah

    best quality: abs!

    November 17, 2009 at 10:11am
  • CLOSETEDREPUBLICANPOLITICIAN

    This guy has a lot of muscles, to be sure, but he also seems to have the personality of a can of Spam, and the IQ of a prairie cactus. Surely, Queerty, you can find hot guys that are thoughtful, intelligent, witty, and engaging?

    November 17, 2009 at 11:11am
  • Republican

    Um, closetedrepublicanpolitician… what the fuck is up that with name?

    November 17, 2009 at 12:11pm
  • Jamie

    Too big to model, too bland for anyone to care.

    He just looks like the millions of other guys in their underwear on the internet.

    November 17, 2009 at 12:11pm
  • Scot

    Cute, cute, cute! I like a guy who can stand around, in public, in his underwear. He’s very sexy-boy-next-door looking, which isn’t a bad thing. I always wanted to jump the boy next door’s bones!

    November 17, 2009 at 1:11pm
  • hardmannyc

    “he also seems to have the personality of a can of Spam, and the IQ of a prairie cactus”

    Because of course, you can tell a person’s personality and especially his intelligence by looking at photos of him in his underwear. Remind me not to send you any photos of me in my BVDs!!

    November 17, 2009 at 4:11pm
  • romeo

    Cute guy. #12 is hot. Don’t know if he’s a Rhodes Scholar or not, totally don’t care! LOL

    November 17, 2009 at 4:11pm
  • Rainfish

    I also like #7 where he is pointing at the camera and beaming. This could be a set-up for one of several things. Two possible scenarios would be:

    (1) Add a star-spangled top hat plus a grey goatee and he could be a pin-up boy for the post-DADT military (circa 2020). Caption on poster reads: “Uncle Sam Wants You Too Sweet Cheeks”

    (2) Second scenario — he could be pointing at someone at a White Party and saying: “Hey you…yeah you with the toupee…the forty-five inch waist… and the really big wallet…I love you.”

    …Nevertheless, he does seem wood-worthy.

    November 17, 2009 at 5:11pm
  • alan brickman

    super hawt!! don’t be jealous and start another “bitch epidemic”…

    November 17, 2009 at 10:11pm
  • Rob Moore

    Very handsome. It wouldn’t come as a great surprise to learn he knows how to lie in a sling.

    On a related point, what is with the affectation of using “hawt” rather than hot. It seems as pointless and pretentious as the spelling “boi” vs. boy.

    November 19, 2009 at 1:11am
  • Suburban

    I like Pic #2, he looks really good with his shirt opened but I doubt he lives in the gym. #6 is funny (cameras have red-eye reduction). #8, he’s cute and yummy.

    November 19, 2009 at 7:11pm
  • McShane

    One think I’m pretty sure of is that there’s no correlation between being attractive and mentally defective. The misfortune there is that if someone is attarctive no one except straight people see their other gifts, gay people are often so busy trying to get them in bed, which is sad but true.

    In any case, I’d love him in a sling or however. Slings are to be desired !

    November 28, 2009 at 1:11pm
  • kevin

    i loove number 12 very much, he’s a very nice looking guy, with a very sexy body.

    December 10, 2009 at 9:12pm
  • alan brickman

    very built..nice

    December 30, 2009 at 6:12pm
  • MinxDaemon

    This is My Favoutire 🙂

    April 19, 2013 at 3:04am
  • MinxDaemon

    @MinxDaemon: *favourite O.o

    April 19, 2013 at 3:04am

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