MORNING GOODS — Thomas Ryan is a bartender in Ft. Lauderdale by day. Err, by night. The daytime is reserved for this sort of thing. (Photos: David Vance)
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Okay, so I’m not doing the thing where everybody says something really mean about the bodies of the morning goods people, but seriously, the last three in a row have been pretty bland. And yes, I would have sex with this dude, not the point. The point is, there are a lot of people who take pictures of themselves shirtless or in their underpants, and when you think of all the pictures of all the boy either shirtless or in their underpants, it’s remarkable that this particular boy is the one we get to all look at this morning. I mean, he’s popping his zits in picture four. C’mon.
Agreed, very limited perspectives; although he sometin=mes jumps up in the air pulling on his shirt and undies.
I’d like just one picture of his butt.at least, or from the side.
This guy has a lot of muscles, to be sure, but he also seems to have the personality of a can of Spam, and the IQ of a prairie cactus. Surely, Queerty, you can find hot guys that are thoughtful, intelligent, witty, and engaging?
Cute, cute, cute! I like a guy who can stand around, in public, in his underwear. He’s very sexy-boy-next-door looking, which isn’t a bad thing. I always wanted to jump the boy next door’s bones!
“he also seems to have the personality of a can of Spam, and the IQ of a prairie cactus”
Because of course, you can tell a person’s personality and especially his intelligence by looking at photos of him in his underwear. Remind me not to send you any photos of me in my BVDs!!
I also like #7 where he is pointing at the camera and beaming. This could be a set-up for one of several things. Two possible scenarios would be:
(1) Add a star-spangled top hat plus a grey goatee and he could be a pin-up boy for the post-DADT military (circa 2020). Caption on poster reads: “Uncle Sam Wants You Too Sweet Cheeks”
(2) Second scenario — he could be pointing at someone at a White Party and saying: “Hey you…yeah you with the toupee…the forty-five inch waist… and the really big wallet…I love you.”
I like Pic #2, he looks really good with his shirt opened but I doubt he lives in the gym. #6 is funny (cameras have red-eye reduction). #8, he’s cute and yummy.
One think I’m pretty sure of is that there’s no correlation between being attractive and mentally defective. The misfortune there is that if someone is attarctive no one except straight people see their other gifts, gay people are often so busy trying to get them in bed, which is sad but true.
In any case, I’d love him in a sling or however. Slings are to be desired !
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neighborino
Okay, so I’m not doing the thing where everybody says something really mean about the bodies of the morning goods people, but seriously, the last three in a row have been pretty bland. And yes, I would have sex with this dude, not the point. The point is, there are a lot of people who take pictures of themselves shirtless or in their underpants, and when you think of all the pictures of all the boy either shirtless or in their underpants, it’s remarkable that this particular boy is the one we get to all look at this morning. I mean, he’s popping his zits in picture four. C’mon.
Rainfish
Naw! I think in #4 he’s just being contemplative. He must be thinking: “I wonder if I used too much product in my hair for this photo shoot?”
In #6 they really have to do something about red-eye reduction. Those Cujo eyes are very, very scary.
I have to admit though that I like #12. He looks like a delicious biscuit tin unwrapping itself — in a sexy, non-Poppin’ Fresh manner, of course.
All and all, a handsome young man…not remarkable…but generically appealing in a beef-cakey way.
…Ahhh youth, fly high as you can before gravity makes you its bitch.
McShane
Agreed, very limited perspectives; although he sometin=mes jumps up in the air pulling on his shirt and undies.
I’d like just one picture of his butt.at least, or from the side.
mm
nice bod, super bulge, ok face, no body hair: sigh
Don
Wow! A goodlooking young man in Fort Lauderdale with no TATTOOS!
Vary Rare!
Drew Jaimme
For those that are curious, he is hung…impressively. Tom is very popular with us (in FTL). He’s usually commando, which accentuates his assets nicely.
Keith Kimmel
What a beautiful boy, Queerty. Shame we cant see more. So hawt. I think I need to change my shorts.
Bk
He must work in a gay bar, with a uniform like that!
hardmannyc
Actually, in #4, he’s thinking, “This Jungle Red lipstick really brings out the red in my hair.”
AlanInUtah
best quality: abs!
CLOSETEDREPUBLICANPOLITICIAN
This guy has a lot of muscles, to be sure, but he also seems to have the personality of a can of Spam, and the IQ of a prairie cactus. Surely, Queerty, you can find hot guys that are thoughtful, intelligent, witty, and engaging?
Republican
Um, closetedrepublicanpolitician… what the fuck is up that with name?
Jamie
Too big to model, too bland for anyone to care.
He just looks like the millions of other guys in their underwear on the internet.
Scot
Cute, cute, cute! I like a guy who can stand around, in public, in his underwear. He’s very sexy-boy-next-door looking, which isn’t a bad thing. I always wanted to jump the boy next door’s bones!
hardmannyc
“he also seems to have the personality of a can of Spam, and the IQ of a prairie cactus”
Because of course, you can tell a person’s personality and especially his intelligence by looking at photos of him in his underwear. Remind me not to send you any photos of me in my BVDs!!
romeo
Cute guy. #12 is hot. Don’t know if he’s a Rhodes Scholar or not, totally don’t care! LOL
Rainfish
I also like #7 where he is pointing at the camera and beaming. This could be a set-up for one of several things. Two possible scenarios would be:
(1) Add a star-spangled top hat plus a grey goatee and he could be a pin-up boy for the post-DADT military (circa 2020). Caption on poster reads: “Uncle Sam Wants You Too Sweet Cheeks”
(2) Second scenario — he could be pointing at someone at a White Party and saying: “Hey you…yeah you with the toupee…the forty-five inch waist… and the really big wallet…I love you.”
…Nevertheless, he does seem wood-worthy.
alan brickman
super hawt!! don’t be jealous and start another “bitch epidemic”…
Rob Moore
Very handsome. It wouldn’t come as a great surprise to learn he knows how to lie in a sling.
On a related point, what is with the affectation of using “hawt” rather than hot. It seems as pointless and pretentious as the spelling “boi” vs. boy.
Suburban
I like Pic #2, he looks really good with his shirt opened but I doubt he lives in the gym. #6 is funny (cameras have red-eye reduction). #8, he’s cute and yummy.
McShane
One think I’m pretty sure of is that there’s no correlation between being attractive and mentally defective. The misfortune there is that if someone is attarctive no one except straight people see their other gifts, gay people are often so busy trying to get them in bed, which is sad but true.
In any case, I’d love him in a sling or however. Slings are to be desired !
kevin
i loove number 12 very much, he’s a very nice looking guy, with a very sexy body.
alan brickman
very built..nice
MinxDaemon
This is My Favoutire 🙂
MinxDaemon
@MinxDaemon: *favourite O.o