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PHOTOS: MMMBopping With Hansen

By Queerty Staff December 11, 2009 at 4:12am · 24 comments

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24 Comments

  • mucklucky777

    He’s A&F with more clothes. Shot 19 is my favorite. He looks strong and imperfect. Too young for me, but cute.

    December 11, 2009 at 4:12am
  • Aaron in Honolulu

    Very nice body. Not attracted to his face. He is not ugly, he is actually good-looking, just not my type I guess. I also noticed that in some pictures he looks like a 30 year old and some pictures he looks like he’s still in high school. I can’t seem to figure out his age.

    December 11, 2009 at 6:12am
  • Jeff K.

    He’s cute, and nice abs, but his chest needs some work.

    December 11, 2009 at 6:12am
  • Mike L.

    Lol on number 7 he looks like a young Dr. House. He’s definitely cute but his facial expressions leave something to be desired though.

    December 11, 2009 at 7:12am
  • DSNX

    Those are the smallest nipples I’ve ever seen on a human being.

    December 11, 2009 at 7:12am
  • ksu499

    Nice. Very, very nice.

    December 11, 2009 at 8:12am
  • terrwill

    No. 5 · DSNX: I think he had nipple reduction surgery……

    December 11, 2009 at 8:12am
  • james_cambridge

    Mmmbopping with Hansen?? Your puns are slowly killing my soul.

    December 11, 2009 at 10:12am
  • mark

    nipples small but perky, they almost stick thru his shirt.
    Minneapolis is my home town, they do grow some sweet fresh faced boys.

    December 11, 2009 at 10:12am
  • Paul

    got to pic #3…dime a dozen…can we see some tattoos and facial hair?

    December 11, 2009 at 11:12am
  • Scottie

    Almost perfect! Absolutely adorable and sexy.

    December 11, 2009 at 11:12am
  • McShane

    Minnesota prototype Scandinavian boy. Cute yet but a little dense in other respects.

    December 11, 2009 at 12:12pm
  • KyleR

    I want the jacket in pic 7!! And he could totally deliver it too me. In the clothes in pic 2.

    December 11, 2009 at 2:12pm
  • JR

    Expressionless sex doll that you can show to the parents then put back in its box… Needs to mature a bit, then will be a 10

    December 11, 2009 at 3:12pm
  • B Damion

    Ummm..is girlfriend even old enough to be posing like this?…lmao…He is 24 but he looks like he’s 15.
    Nexxxxxt>>>>>>>>>
    These pic’s are for the “Birds”….

    December 11, 2009 at 5:12pm
  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    Yes, please to those abs! Sexy HOT!

    JJ Adams
    Listening to Revel for Xmas –
    http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/revel-feat-benn-bacot-single/id300539602

    December 11, 2009 at 5:12pm
  • Steven

    His freckles – by his belly-button – are pretty viciously photoshopped out on most of those. Interesting to see the difference between shopped and non-shopped pics.

    December 11, 2009 at 6:12pm
  • .-. .- - .. --- -. .- .-.. / --. .- -.--

    not ugly, really good, but somewhat boring, sorry

    December 12, 2009 at 5:12pm
  • Keith Kimmel

    I’d hit it once, twice or three times! Hawt! Hawt!

    Yummy little Twinkie…

    December 13, 2009 at 10:12pm
  • Rob Moore

    Usually I like them smiling or grinning. He looks better when he isn’t smiling.

    December 15, 2009 at 6:12pm
  • brad luis

    Love those tight tiny nipples. A little dab’ll do you. Absolutely perfect. Thank you for sharing your youth and beauty. Awe inspiring. A thousand years ago you’d have inspired great sculptors.

    December 17, 2009 at 1:12am
  • spacegod

    Wait wait wait. Who is this? An actor? The hockey player? This guy, Jake Hansen, has NOTHING to do with Hanson, the boy group that did Mmm-Bop. Major fail!
    Also: I’d rather see Hanson with their shirts off.

    November 21, 2012 at 4:11pm
  • spacegod

    @spacegod:
    Perhaps you’re kidding around.
    But this athletic stretch for a pun only looks like a mistake.

    November 21, 2012 at 4:11pm
  • balehead

    Sad judgmental queens on here…

    September 11, 2013 at 12:09pm

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