MORNING GOODS — Just a good ‘ole boy from Minneapolis, 24-year-old Jake Hansen is testing out the bodybuilding waters. Us? We like the lean physique. But whatever keeps him in Lycra more often is fine by us. (Photos: Wayne Nevrilk, ASJ Photo)
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Very nice body. Not attracted to his face. He is not ugly, he is actually good-looking, just not my type I guess. I also noticed that in some pictures he looks like a 30 year old and some pictures he looks like he’s still in high school. I can’t seem to figure out his age.
Ummm..is girlfriend even old enough to be posing like this?…lmao…He is 24 but he looks like he’s 15.
Nexxxxxt>>>>>>>>>
These pic’s are for the “Birds”….
His freckles – by his belly-button – are pretty viciously photoshopped out on most of those. Interesting to see the difference between shopped and non-shopped pics.
Love those tight tiny nipples. A little dab’ll do you. Absolutely perfect. Thank you for sharing your youth and beauty. Awe inspiring. A thousand years ago you’d have inspired great sculptors.
Wait wait wait. Who is this? An actor? The hockey player? This guy, Jake Hansen, has NOTHING to do with Hanson, the boy group that did Mmm-Bop. Major fail!
Also: I’d rather see Hanson with their shirts off.
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mucklucky777
He’s A&F with more clothes. Shot 19 is my favorite. He looks strong and imperfect. Too young for me, but cute.
Aaron in Honolulu
Very nice body. Not attracted to his face. He is not ugly, he is actually good-looking, just not my type I guess. I also noticed that in some pictures he looks like a 30 year old and some pictures he looks like he’s still in high school. I can’t seem to figure out his age.
Jeff K.
He’s cute, and nice abs, but his chest needs some work.
Mike L.
Lol on number 7 he looks like a young Dr. House. He’s definitely cute but his facial expressions leave something to be desired though.
DSNX
Those are the smallest nipples I’ve ever seen on a human being.
ksu499
Nice. Very, very nice.
terrwill
No. 5 · DSNX: I think he had nipple reduction surgery……
james_cambridge
Mmmbopping with Hansen?? Your puns are slowly killing my soul.
mark
nipples small but perky, they almost stick thru his shirt.
Minneapolis is my home town, they do grow some sweet fresh faced boys.
Paul
got to pic #3…dime a dozen…can we see some tattoos and facial hair?
Scottie
Almost perfect! Absolutely adorable and sexy.
McShane
Minnesota prototype Scandinavian boy. Cute yet but a little dense in other respects.
KyleR
I want the jacket in pic 7!! And he could totally deliver it too me. In the clothes in pic 2.
JR
Expressionless sex doll that you can show to the parents then put back in its box… Needs to mature a bit, then will be a 10
B Damion
Ummm..is girlfriend even old enough to be posing like this?…lmao…He is 24 but he looks like he’s 15.
Nexxxxxt>>>>>>>>>
These pic’s are for the “Birds”….
mikeandrewsdantescove
Yes, please to those abs! Sexy HOT!
JJ Adams
Listening to Revel for Xmas –
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/revel-feat-benn-bacot-single/id300539602
Steven
His freckles – by his belly-button – are pretty viciously photoshopped out on most of those. Interesting to see the difference between shopped and non-shopped pics.
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not ugly, really good, but somewhat boring, sorry
Keith Kimmel
I’d hit it once, twice or three times! Hawt! Hawt!
Yummy little Twinkie…
Rob Moore
Usually I like them smiling or grinning. He looks better when he isn’t smiling.
brad luis
Love those tight tiny nipples. A little dab’ll do you. Absolutely perfect. Thank you for sharing your youth and beauty. Awe inspiring. A thousand years ago you’d have inspired great sculptors.
spacegod
Wait wait wait. Who is this? An actor? The hockey player? This guy, Jake Hansen, has NOTHING to do with Hanson, the boy group that did Mmm-Bop. Major fail!
Also: I’d rather see Hanson with their shirts off.
spacegod
@spacegod:
Perhaps you’re kidding around.
But this athletic stretch for a pun only looks like a mistake.
balehead
Sad judgmental queens on here…