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PHOTOS: Straight Guys Wear Slutty Outfits For San Francisco’s Bay To Breakers

On:           May 23, 2012
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    • uh oh

      Number 3 please.

      May 23, 2012 at 4:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike

      I seemed to have missed the pics of the guys in slutty outfits. As for them being str8t, err, OK, if you say so.

      May 23, 2012 at 5:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason

      How do you know these guys are totally straight? Is there a test for it?

      May 23, 2012 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Camerado

      That dude in flannel must be the slutty one. I can’t even tell you what blue bandana, worn in the front is code for.

      May 23, 2012 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stupid

      I’m not sure which was sluttier, the guys dressed like MC Hammer or the guy (?)in
      Victorian grim-reaper garb. Oh, you straight sluts!

      May 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stupid

      No. Clearly, the guy in the green afro wig is the sluttiest of them all. Good job at titling this set of random photos, Queerty.

      May 23, 2012 at 6:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dr. Dick

      The guys in #8 doin the Always Sunny Eagle wrestling team are probably str8 (and definitely sexy) but everyone else….questionable (even some of the “STOP! Hammer Time” bros)
      Everyone, except the Power Bottom Rangers. Nothing to question.

      May 23, 2012 at 7:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GC

      Yes, of course you can tell if someone is gay or straight from a picture.

      Of course.

      May 23, 2012 at 7:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Assault



      Ugh, you hired a straight girl again, didn’t you?

      May 23, 2012 at 9:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh, ok

      @GC: You can, the gay ones are hot.

      May 23, 2012 at 10:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GC

      @Oh, ok: “Gay guys are all just so cute and sexy”.


      May 24, 2012 at 12:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iltman

      no 3 is str8 to my bed!

      May 24, 2012 at 4:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J.

      5, Guy on the left

      May 24, 2012 at 7:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove

      I was at this event. The straight guys were hot. Various costumes included speedos, running tights without undergear and plenty of shirtless guys.

      Allen A

      May 24, 2012 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike

      @Red Assault: OMG, you are so right, it makes total sense. It’s the str8t girls at Queerty that come up with these posts.

      May 24, 2012 at 11:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Assault

      @Spike: You always know that a straight girl has been writing an article about something gay when she uses words like ‘slutty’ to describe anything. Or when she uses a phrase like “as gay as Richard Simmons.” Or when she does something like suggest that straight guys are the only ones who would be in a race… those homos don’t do physical things… they’re not into sports. She also doesn’t capitalize “gay” but does capitalize “Pride.” And then adds an “s” onto the end of “Halloweens” for some reason. (and only a straight girl would classify a “slutty” costume as something you’d only wear on Hallowe’en.

      At least it’s not as offensive as that “8 reasons straight men should try being gay” that listed things like “to gays, sex is like a handshake” or “you’ll dress better” or “you’ll dance more.”

      May 24, 2012 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tasithoughts

      Gayest of them all—-Power Rangers —werq it gurls!!!

      May 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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