PHOTOS: There’s a Reason Bruno Is Wearing a Jock

It’s only appropriate that a fashion reporter such as Bruno would appear in a magazine’s fashion spread. But he’s not here just to don designer labels, but also to comment on them. Asks GQ, “Dear Brüno, if forced to choose: Dolce or Gabbana?” The answer’s so obvi: “Gabbana. Dolce is bald, so zere’s no hair to grab hold of.” (Photos: Mark Seliger/GQ)