An eyeful

Pietro Boselli plays strip Rock, Paper, Scissors — and loses.

Pietro Boselli is everywhere, and yet we still haven’t grown remotely weary of him.

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In the following clip, he gamely participates in a round of strip “Rock, Paper, Scissors,” and it doesn’t take too long for his shirt and pants to hit the skids.

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Then, he’s left as he so often is: all alone, only wearing a pair of tight-fitting Bench/Body briefs, with the whole world ogling his impossibly chiseled physique from the safe confines of their Internet connection.

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