Let us ponder this photo, mouths agape. The epitome of a tastefully rendered nude, no?
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Well, perhaps not. Featuring Pietro Boselli, the math teacher/physique model we’re admittedly obsessed with, the image might reveal even more than meets the eye.
One superfan decided to put the image through a series of filters, amping up the exposure to possibly reveal that the flower arrangement is not quite as tasteful as it first looks.
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It’s the blue dress debate all over again. Leg or…?
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Are we simply thinking wishfully? Or are we indeed looking at Boselli’s most revealing photo to date?
Weigh in in the comments on this serious debate below.
BitterOldQueen
Well I’m certainly glad we’re exploring the important issues of the day! On this one, speaking as a photographer who spends a good deal of time finding creative ways to hide gentlemen’s bits and pieces so as to generate Tasteful Artistic Nudes, yeah, that’s his penis. Needed another petal or two on the flower.
Xzamilloh
It looks like his thigh, with the penis digitally removed or tucked back. A least I hope,because damn, that’s a smally everything below the waist if it is little Pete.
am
Do we care?
redzebra1
Click-bait. It’s getting very silly now
Hussain-TheCanadian
Small or big, I don’t care. I just want to cover him in maple syrup…..yuuumm
Jonathan26
Come on…he’s adorable.
dean089
Ooh, he’s a MAN and he has a PENIS. Shocking!
Billy Budd
Wishful thinking. Delusion.
Drew Espinosa
@Xzamilloh: Maybe he’s a grower, and not a show-er.
Xzamilloh
@Drew Espinosa: I’m an ass man, so it wouldn’t matter what size it was… he’d get it.
Kim K Kute Kuchie
He’s so hot hot hot. Hope he’s GAY. He’d be GOD’s gift to gay men EVERYWHERE
gary69mike
I’m so totally in love with him!!! Shear perfection!!!
pudman56
I’m so over size queens. He’s freakin’ adorable not to mention he “raises” my inner thermometer through the roof. Plus, it may be just me, but I can’t see his appendage this article mentioned no matter how many times I look at it, and that would be a lot. Investigative reporting, that’s all. And why is this an article (December 12) I’m just receiving on March 25? I’m really curious. All the comments are from December, but I just received this in my mailbox today, as is the case with all my Queerty mailings. Not fair, I’m just as gay as the next one!!!