Ho ho ho

Pietro Boselli reimagines Santa as a shirtless, muscular athlete in sparkly hot pants

Pietro Boselli is getting into the spirit — the spirit that makes you dress up as an unusually fleshy Santa Claus clad in shiny hot pants.

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Showing off his wares for Italian fashion house Yamamay, Boselli demonstrates several classic holiday moves, such as: “Hey, guess what? I bought you hundreds of dollars worth of presents! Kidding — it’s just me, shirtless!”

Here’s the part where we say something about how naughty is nice, and you wish we’d be quiet and get to the clip already.