Zac Efron Thrusts, NPH Hosting the Tonys, John Travolta as Oscar Wilde & More!


– Glad to see True Blood‘s Lafayette is back to werq.

– The Tonys have A LOT to live up to if they wanna out-gay the Oscars, but they’ve got a bedazzled secret weapon in returning hostNeil Patrick Harris.

efron-squats– Zac Efron‘s ready for you now.

– Meanwhile, Kate Upton‘s officially a supermodel because Anna Wintour says so.

– Looks like all that twerk‘s been paying off for Miley Cyrus, who was named #1 on Maxim‘s list of the 100 sexiest women. It’s a prestigious list that also includes Manti Te’o‘s girlfriend, who’s not only fake but dead.

– Despite her superlative sexiness, Liam Hemsworth‘s brothers Chris and Luke tried to get Liam to kick his Miley habit with an intervention.

– Choreographer and frosted-tips pioneer Wade Robson claims a nervous breakdown triggered memories of being sexually molested by Michael Jackson for seven years.

– Start lining up because Ian Somerhalder‘s back on the market.

Margaret Cho said John Travolta is literally so gay he’s a literary gay. The comedian said Travolta would be much happier if he just came out, but then what would the National Enquirer do with all its free time?

 America’s not fooled by you, Kristen Stewart. Not one bit.

– We’ll always get behind an Abercrombie & Fitch protest, especially for assuming they dress “the cool kids.” We know cool kids. And they haven’t been to an Abercrombie since middle school.

– Celebs reading mean tweets about themselves — America’s other favorite pastime. Behind only — writing mean tweets to celebrities: