Rick Perry Reassures Supporters Than None Of His Old Hook-Ups Will Out Him

Texas Governor and GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Perry attended a private gathering of social conservatives this week that included hate group leaders Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins, and the guy who wants to hang the bloody scalps of New York’s marriage equality Republicans over the gallery rail of the NY Senate. Lovely.

Amid this friendly bunch Perry said, “There is nothing in my life that will embarrass you if you decide to support me for president.” We assume he’s referring to Robert Morrow’s insane quest to prove that Perry is a “rampaging bisexual adulterer.” Does that mean we have to call off the hunt for Rick Perry’s gay lover?

Darn. And just when we’d found the perfect excuse to talk to hustlers and go-go boys.

Via the Dallas Voice

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  • Mav

    “There is nothing in my life that will embarrass you if you decide to support me for president.”

    I would never believe anyone who felt the need to reassure people of this. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  • Politically Incorrect Thug

    You liberals and your Daddy Complexes are truly fascinating to watch as you implode. At least admit that part of the reason you hate Perry so bad is because you want him to fuck you so bad.

  • ewe

    @Politically Incorrect Thug: I have never thought for a second that Perry was a gay or bisexual man and am very grateful that he isn’t if he isn’t. So kindly stop putting me into some pool of people that you consider “the other.” thanks

  • ewe

    @Politically Incorrect Thug: If you can’t figure that out what i mean is that being a liberal is a deeply proud and honorable trait.

  • Tony

    @Politically Incorrect Thug: I never thought that Perry is gay or cared. It’s plan to APPOINT people to Congress instead of ELECTING

  • Tony

    (con’t) them that fries me. The man is a nutjob.

  • jason

    Ricky “bi boy” Perry.

  • TMikel

    Who really cares? The man is scum. Would anyone really want to have sex with him? Is anyone that desperate? I rather suspect he has sex with no one other than his hand. He is so self-absorbed and narcissistic that being with him would be awful.

  • Mav

    Most politicians are malignant narcissists, no matter which side of the aisle they’re on. That’s why America is turning into a somewhat sociopathic country.

  • ron

    Please.. no male is that squeaky clean. However, if an ex-alcoholic cokehead bankrupt spoiled frat boy can be elected president twice, then Rick Perry is a shoe-in.

  • randy

    Please — if there is a man out there who was Perry’s whore, you can damn well be assured that he will be offered a cushy job in Washington should Perry win. With that carrot, you won’t be able to get wild horses to drag it out of him.

  • skzip888

    You people keep joking, but on the rare occasion I do find a guy, he’s usually too conservative for me.

  • jason

    Ravish my apple breast with your big mouth, Rick.

  • Mike in Asheville

    What is the saddest commentary about the state of politics in America is that it is speculation about one’s personal private consenting adult sexuality trumps one’s stated political positions of: Social Security is UNCONSTITUTIONAL, Medicare is UNCONSTITUTIONAL, Texas should secede from the Union, less government influence on private lives EXCEPT for who is sleeping with whom, that Global Warming is a myth, that Evolution is false, etc, etc, etc.

    Perry is a dimwitted ignorant mean-spirited anti-American-principles so-called “real” American — and there are many who support him.

    God, please save us from man made saviors.

  • hf2hvit

    @Politically Incorrect Thug: You REALLY shouldn’t project your desires and fantasies on others.

  • jason

    Rick Perry had a private meeting with a group of social conservatives? I wouldn’t be surprised if he sucked some of them off.

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