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Rick Perry Reassures Supporters Than None Of His Old Hook-Ups Will Out Him

Texas Governor and GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Perry attended a private gathering of social conservatives this week that included hate group leaders Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins, and the guy who wants to hang the bloody scalps of New York’s marriage equality Republicans over the gallery rail of the NY Senate. Lovely.

Amid this friendly bunch Perry said, “There is nothing in my life that will embarrass you if you decide to support me for president.” We assume he’s referring to Robert Morrow’s insane quest to prove that Perry is a “rampaging bisexual adulterer.” Does that mean we have to call off the hunt for Rick Perry’s gay lover?

Darn. And just when we’d found the perfect excuse to talk to hustlers and go-go boys.

Via the Dallas Voice