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Rick Santorum Is Just What Republicans Need In 2012

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So Rick Santorum wants to be president! Sure, the former U.S. senator from Pennsylvania lost his re-election campaign in 2006. And sure, he managed to lose even without “play[ing] the bestiality card.” But think what fun his campaign slogan could be: “No New Taxes! No New Homosexuals!”

And just when we thought Rick was going Hollywood.